TLG Limerick #3
Alex Reaches For His Goals (Game 2)
Alex Burrows is his name,
And he is gaining fame,
Cuz you just can't teach,
A guy to outreach,
The tallest man in the game.
The Eve of Game #2 (Of the Stanley Cup Final)
As Game Number Two loomed,
Milbury became consumed.
His team can’t handle the tension,
And can’t win without a suspension,
So the Bruins are totally doomed.
The Morning After Game #1 (Of the Stanley Cup Final)
Last night I had a hunch,
That Burrows did not eat lunch,
Cuz when Bear-geron brought up his paw,
Alex just opened his jaw,
But nobody heard a crunch.