I checked the box that allows RSS to syndicate my blog, so it's only a matter of time until I'm internet famous. Then there'll be the interviews, the job offers, the paparazzi, and the statue of me riding a horse with all four feet in the air.
We'll probably want to seize the moment when I burst onto the scene to maket my autobiography, so I'd better get going on that. I suppose movie rights will be the next step. They'll probably ask me who I want to play me in the movie. When I took that "What Movie Star's Face Does Your Face Resemble?" quiz on that What Movie Star's Face Does Your Face Resemble website, the closest match was Penelope Cruz. That'd be a little too Myra Breckinridge, though. I'll accept your suggestions for that.
Anyway, the point of all of this is when I give my award acceptance speech (for whatever awards they give me), I plan to name a few of you by name. Please govern yourselves accordingly.