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The crew has beamed down to the surface. This may be my final blog entry.

Ambulocetus

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I checked the box that allows RSS to syndicate my blog, so it's only a matter of time until I'm internet famous. Then there'll be the interviews, the job offers, the paparazzi, and the statue of me riding a horse with all four feet in the air.

We'll probably want to seize the moment when I burst onto the scene to maket my autobiography, so I'd better get going on that. I suppose movie rights will be the next step. They'll probably ask me who I want to play me in the movie. When I took that "What Movie Star's Face Does Your Face Resemble?" quiz on that What Movie Star's Face Does Your Face Resemble website, the closest match was Penelope Cruz. That'd be a little too Myra Breckinridge, though. I'll accept your suggestions for that.

Anyway, the point of all of this is when I give my award acceptance speech (for whatever awards they give me), I plan to name a few of you by name. Please govern yourselves accordingly.

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I would suggest trying politico. I have a contact there whom might be of some interest to you if you wish to pursue blogging for a living.

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Ambulocetus

I would suggest trying politico. I have a contact there whom might be of some interest to you if you wish to pursue blogging for a living.

I think I need better PR. I wrote that first post before lunch, and I haven't received a single request for media access.

Anyway, I'm just fooling around. I doubt there's a prospect of blogging for a living, somehow.

Thanks for the suggestion, though.

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You may call me, 'Wookies, the man that changed the significance of my life...in so very many ways."

Actually, you were one of the people covered in the "and others, not so much" part of my speech.

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