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“A Day in the Blogger’s Life” - OCT.1707

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Mike Macri

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<table border=0 align=center width=90%><tr><td><img src=http://cdn.nhl.com/canucks/images/upload/2007/09/macri_headshot.jpg border=0 align=left vspace=1 hspace=4>A lot of you* have sent in letters asking me what being a blogger is like, so I thought I’d indulge your curiosities with a behind-the-scenes look into my life. Last Wednesday, I kept a diary as I went about my day. Some of it is pretty normal stuff, some of it will blow. your. mind. So enjoy the unabridged record of my life on Wednesday, October 10th.

4:30 am: It’s early, but I like to start my day off with squat thrusts and chopping wood. The burn in my thighs is deep, but I feel alive. Only fifteen hours until the Canucks take on the Flyers. It’s going to be a good day.

5:45 am: A light breakfast consisting of a grapefruit quarter and a dozen raw eggs.

6:00 am: I dictate my day’s schedule to Lupé, my personal assistant. We argue briefly about the socio-political vendetta of land reforms in Sri Lanka, but Lupé’s inability to speak English greatly impedes this conversation. Thirteen and one-half hours until puck drop.

6:30 am: I retire to my den to watch Saved By the Bell. Jesse Spano’s addiction to caffeine pills is especially troubling.<a href=http://cdn.nhl.com/canucks/images/upload/2007/10/oct1007_canuckvsflyer04_b.jpg target=_blank><img src=http://cdn.nhl.com/canucks/images/upload/2007/10/oct1007_canuckvsflyer04_t.jpg border=0 align=right vspace=1 hspace=4></a>

3:30 pm: It seems I fell asleep while watching SBTB. Downside: the children at the orphanage went without Uncle Mikey’s Story Time and Vitamin Bonanza. Upside: Only four hours until game time.

4:00 pm: Preparation for tonight’s game has begun. I travel downtown to my bank branch and withdraw $12.95 (plus an allowance for applicable taxes) in order to purchase the game on pay-per-view. PPV games are always a little more exciting, because it feels like a small form of gambling. What if they play poorly? Oh, the waste of $12.95 plus applicable taxes! However, I’m pretty confident that this will be money well invested.

6:45 pm: More squat thrusts.

7:30 pm: Game time. The atmosphere in my den is electric. This should make up for the time last time the Flyers were in town, when my friend Andrew and I had box seats on New Year’s Eve, only to watch Simon Gagne score the game-winning goal with less than three seconds left on the clock. Yes, revenge will be my candy. Sweet, sweet revenge candy.

7:52 pm: Jeff Carter scores. All right boys, chins up! Let’s get it back quick!

7:53 pm: R.J. Umberger nets one. Why did it have to be Umberger? Okay, no big deal. A little quick for my liking, but we’re only down 2-0.

<a href=http://cdn.nhl.com/canucks/images/upload/2007/10/oct1007_canuckvsflyer08_b.jpg target=_blank><img src=http://cdn.nhl.com/canucks/images/upload/2007/10/oct1007_canuckvsflyer08_t.jpg border=0 align=left vspace=1 hspace=4></a>7:57 pm: Shannon! You know, I had a good feeling about this guy. Couple goals already...looks like we’ve solved our problems up front! This guy isn’t getting sent down any time soon. 2-1 Flyers. ‘Nucks are on the comeback trail.

8:04 pm: Damn.

8:07 pm: Oh God No!!!

8:16 pm: End of the first. Down 4-1. Uphill, but totally doable. Totally.

8:33 pm: Start of the second. Here we go, boys!

8:34 pm: Are you kidding me?!?!

8:35 pm: I make a frantic phone call to Shaw explaining that my PPV order didn’t go through properly. The gentleman on the other end calmly explains that he is aware that I am lying. He also persuades me to subscribe to Showcase Diva. I am fuming.

9:28 pm: Finish watching Desperate Housewives on Showcase Diva. That Edie is a maneater! Watch out guys, this cat’s got claws!

9:29 pm: Flip back to the game. Seems as though we’re on a 5 on 3 powerplay (wonder what happened?). Well, it’s 7-2, but maybe we can build a little confidence going forw...whoa, bad pass by Shann...damn. 8-2.

9:30 pm: Put on my sweats, get out a pint of chunky monkey, and relax with my new-found friends from Wisteria Lane. Oh Showcase Diva, such sweet comfort in times of despair. Hey, a Blossom marathon is coming up next! Things are looking up.

*Not that many.**

**Nobody.

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Can someone explain how this blog makes it onto the homepage of canucksdotcom?

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Can someone explain how this blog makes it onto the homepage of canucksdotcom?

It's entertaining?

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What exactly were you looking for wtf? Possibly a quick game re-cap, and a few light jokes that mainly consist of bakery products and their relation to the number of "turn-overs" the Canucks had. Maybe it was your endless search, the long travel for your sweaty palm to click on 'More News' and read a comical piece that pokes fun at the air that revolves around sports bloggers. All I can say is that you made a wonderful point.....

nope.

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It's entertaining?

Agreed Daniel. Dude's got a lot of free time. You have to admit the Blossom bit was funny though. Er, not that I've seen it.

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I found it to be an excellent use of my $12.95... err wait I just read that for free. Holy crap!

(If you feel like complaining about stuff that you read for free you have problems. This was a hilarious blog.)

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i love blogs keeps us entertained and we get to vent out our frustrations when we need to also. Keep up the great work blogger.....

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