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He should do the Canucks PA. a la Shawshank Redemption:

"I remember the first time I saw Elias Pettersson.  He could not of been more than 170lbs., smooth, silky skater with a wrist shot that'll pierce thru steel.  He came from the frosty hills of Sweden, in a small village nestled deep within the frozen tundra.  And he just scored a goal, Vancouver, would you look at that.  The first assist came from the man simply known as the Flow, Brock Boeser who's blonde locks reflected the sun like the cool blue ocean on a hot summer day.  The other assist came from none other than your captain, Bo Horvat, the driving force behind this band of soldiers.  It's goals like these that makes me think to myself what a great time to be a Canuck, and the time of that goal was 10:42 of the 1st period."

Ah, my bad didn't know about the sexual misconduct lol.  Thought this was about the skytrain announcements.

That's ok neither did I.