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  1. thejazz97

    All my friends are heathens, take it slow

    1. Effigy

      Effigy

      We always take it slow

    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      quoting song lyrics like its 2007

  2. thejazz97

    Square avatars are back

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    2. Sean Monahan

      Sean Monahan

       

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Very fitting for you, ya square.

    4. Alflives

      Alflives

      What's an Avatar?  I've heard of the movie.  Is it coming out on TV or something?

  3. thejazz97

    Attention CDC: Vote for Horvat in the ASG! https://www.nhl.com/all-star-ballot

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    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      Your ballot has been submitted. You may submit 9 additional ballot(s) in this 24-hour window. (I also voted for Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)

    3. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      It keeps giving me an error <_<

    4. Cramarossa

      Cramarossa

      The only way I will watch that trash is if Bo is in it. 

  4. thejazz97

    Sbisa is our new 1LD.

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    2. apollo

      apollo

      I believe this was #1 on the list... pretty predictable. Lord Sbisa has fulfilled his prophecy ;)maxresdefault.jpg

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      @apollo I think you mean Sbeezus?  Hahah

    4. apollo

      apollo

      @Phil_314

      Sbeezus... I love it hahah! Gonna start using that sir! 

  5. thejazz97

    Here's hoping Ye is okay.

    1. Bigturk8

      Bigturk8

      I'm not a fan of the guy, but I'm not about to wish ill will on him. Hopefully it's not as serious as it sounds and he just needs some time to get his head right.

    2. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      i wonder if it's a PR move to detract from the backlash over his stupid comments. turn himself into the victim type deal

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      @GLASSJAW It could be, but I don't think it is. His mom died around this time of year a few years back. That combined with his wife being robbed (which some have argued is also a PR stunt) and touring probably doesn't help.

       

      It sounds like he'll have to refund $10m worth of tickets, so I don't really see what he gets out of it.

  6. thejazz97

    They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      how long ago was that

    2. Jam126

      Jam126

      10 hour version! :P

  7. thejazz97

    RIP Emma from Corner Gas

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      Really? I used to love that show.

    3. Cerridwen

      Cerridwen

      Janet Wright was an incredibly talented woman........much more than just Emma....her acting credentials and mentorship to young Canadians in the theatre world are outstanding. RIP, Janet.

       

    4. Jaku

      Jaku

      Huge loss for the world. Janet Wright was an amazing actress and a wonderful person. 

  8. thejazz97

    Gonna buy an eggplant Ducks and a Kachina Coyotes jersey tomorrow. $450 though...

    1. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      go spend da money on textbooks ya dum dum

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      that's just chump change for you. pictures to prove you spent the dough.

  9. thejazz97

    I might cry, and I haven't cried in five years #USElection

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    Remember, remember... seems that movie could become more relevant than ever.

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

       

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I would vote for a bald Natalie Portman.  Just sayin'

    4. Hugor Hill

      Hugor Hill

      I would vote for any Natalie Portman. Just sayin'

       

  12. thejazz97
    We're late 90s right now. With Horvat and Boeser and whoever else, we'll get back to the WCE era. It's a cycle.
  13. thejazz97
    I think he's a Top 4 defenseman at absolute worst, and some have said Nick Lidstrom at absolute best. He probably ends up somewhere in the middle, possibly a bit better than Edler in his prime - minus the physicality.
  14. thejazz97
    Liljegren + Juolevi if we end up 1st or 2nd. We wouldn't even need an elite 1C at that point.
  15. thejazz97
    Virtanen-Granlund-Boeser, WCE 2.0?
  16. thejazz97
    Did he remind you of anyone playing in the NHL? Just to get a sense of playing style.
  17. thejazz97

    How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower somehow defeat a global superpower?

    1. Green Building

      Green Building

      Grime > Satellites ?

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      murica !

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Nothing beats the rock. 

  18. thejazz97

    Every time I listen to Carl Sagan, I find myself humbled by the universe.

    1. luckylager

      luckylager

      Heavy stuff eh. What really gives me the mind @#$% is the realization of how tiny our life time is compared to the reality of time and the sheer size of our universe. It's almost incomprehensible, almost. But man, does he ever make you feel tiny, yet appreciate how miraculous it is we have these consciousnesses and connections to it all.

       

      However, this conversation is far better served with small doses of mushrooms or LSD, weed and a six packpack.

    2. PhillipBlunt

      PhillipBlunt

      The universe scares the crap out of me.

  19. thejazz97
    Stecher looked better than any defenseman I've seen play for us this year.
  20. thejazz97
    At this rate, Boeser will only need to play 25 games to hit last year's total of 60 points. If he plays 42 games like last year, he's on pace for 100 points.
  21. thejazz97

    For some reason I decided to listen to the Hamlet soundtrack again. 

     

    brb just crying myself to sleep

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Is "there something rotten in [your fridge ?] B)

      It could be the onions.  

  22. thejazz97
    Troy Stecher is one of the few people whose play has made me sit up straight on the couch. He'll be back soon, if not this season.
  23. thejazz97

    "It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob!"

    1. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      A slut nixes sex in Tulsa!

    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      Bolton and Notlob is an example of a semordnilap, which is one word one way, and another word the other way (although Notlob is not a valid word).

  24. thejazz97

    The only winner of the debate Trump vs Clinton is Voyager spacecraft, which is moving away from Earth at a speed of 17 km/s...

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      Even this might not be enough.

  25. thejazz97

    Got into an accident today... fun times. Car's a wreck, but I'm not :lol:

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    2. Western Red

      Western Red

      What did you do? Whose fault? Sure great you're ok and typing but did you have alcohol in your system? Come cry on a public board.... and not give explanation... good idea. Sure its insensitive on my part, but equally so on yours.. All the best if you're innocent.

    3. Toews

      Toews

      @Western Red


      Do you always jump to the worst conclusion? Not sure why you think jazz came on here to "cry" about it.

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Wasn't my fault @Western Red and I'm not a drinker either :P I had the right of way and someone ran the intersection. Kinda sad my car's gone, but I'm not injured, so that's good

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