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  1. BJ is playing way harder and out of proportion to everyone else. Not sure if he's scum or poisoner(if that even exists) but he's definitely got an extra gear in him this game and that motivation isn't apparent from the threads activity level.
  2. Actually if LL isn't gonna get a r4 investigation he's probably still gonna be alive. Lawyer should claim next round of they make it or OPTIMALLY claim last minute of this round
  3. The lawyer should claim this round Reasons 1) The lawyer is still alive. A false claim can be counter claimed 2) Give some doubt to the mafia as to who to kill (barring they make it out of this round) 3) Narrow down the lynch pool
  4. FYI LL if you're not gonna reveal your TP hit publically you might as well DM the person you got in round 2 in case you die
  5. "112 is an enigma and it seriously troubles me" -LuckyLager
  6. With that being said, LL is safe and 112 is safe. Leaving really DM n AV n BJ Lynching 2 of these 3 people will be wise. LL should investigate one of them
  7. I vow to all that I am absolutely nothing other than regular teep
  8. What a lame game from MR Legendary status gotta take a hit from that unhelpful round 1
  9. With all this circumstantial evidence against MR, it's no wonder he is projected to be the second lynch. Any other result would be quite despicable now wouldn't ir be there in
  10. Lesson 7: Don't forget to bold I forgot to bold lesson 6 which brings us to our next point. Don't forget to be bold. MR is boldly sending gifs just to backtrack by claiming twas his bold strategy all along. Scummy.
  11. Lesson 6: 1984 Life is a dystopian future. Everyone is watching you and you can not trust no one. Not even the girl you shagged in the forest. MR is the most girly of you lot remaining and would probably &^@# you to get ahead in this game for his team. Don't buy what he's selling.
  12. Lesson 5: Ten crack commandments The Notorious B.I.G passed legislature in the mid 1990s, the 5th crack commandment being "Never sell no crack where you rest at". MR rests at home and likewise plays this game at home. He's selling his game or "crack" where he rests at. This is a clear criminal violation.
  13. Lesson 4: IPO kid on the block When companies go public they authorize and issue shares. Some companies may use "creative accounting" techniques to make their financial statements look better. MR is clearly blinding us by using GIFs or even worse, words, to blind us from his true intent of making money off us in the long run by enrolling us in a subscription based mafia platform. This also applies to him blinding us from his scum obviously.
  14. Lesson 3: Mary Kate and Ashley The Olsen twins were thrust into the Spotlight since they were practically babies. None the wiser, they lacked some of life's hardships that form who one is. MR has been thrust into the Spotlight since he stared playing here. He has lost touch with who he is and is obviously downplaying his former supremacy
  15. Lesson 2: The Epic of Gilgamesh Basically in Ancient Mesopotamia there was this hero who fought someone and they ended up becoming the best friends. This is very relatable to MR as he fights people with GIFs and humors them in hopes of becoming friends.
  16. I think it's always good to take lessons from life and apply them to situations like mafia to help get a better grip of the real situation at hand. Lesson 1: Anteater drama So anteaters have actually killed humans before. Heck they've even killed Jaguars. This is because they stand in their hind legs and attack with their giant claws. Now metaphorically, we can say MRs giant claws are his reputation and he's standing on his hind legs by being very defensive. MR is an anteater
  17. &^@# if I know. I'm going with 3 cuz the game can't be as easy as hoggers and MR
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