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  1. Fun fan idea...

    would the Canucks allow a couple fans to sit in on TDL and UFA days?  

  2. Better cookie than Oreo double stuffed?

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    2. Alflives



      That cookie wins!!!

    3. Ghostsof1915


      Chocolate Chip. 

      Nothing comes close. 

    4. Fateless


      White chip macademia nut cookie from Subway.

  3. Clicked wrong button.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      was it the on or off button. 

    3. Whaleroad Train

      Whaleroad Train

      Warp drive activated.


    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      did you get craig?

  4. Panther's tickets for 6 bucks.  We suck worse, so why aren't ours 6 bucks?

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    2. Nuxfanabroad


      You'd think you could sell ice in the tropics?...

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      It was awesome when they were doing package deals too... 2 tix, 2 beer, 2 hotdogs, some other junk, and free parking!!!

    4. SabreFan1


      @smithers joeWhen did you become American?  You spelled paycheck with a "ck" instead of with "que".  Are you trying to be like us? ;)  You have some weight to gain and "schoolin'" to forget before you can qualify. :lol:

  5. Why are hard boiled eggs really difficult to get the shell off sometimes?  

    1. Mackcanuck


      Really farm fresh eggs are hard to get the shell off, It sounds weird, but you don't want really fresh eggs if you are going to hard boil.

    2. Western Red

      Western Red

      Listen here, put the cooked eggs into a glass container and shake for like 5 seconds. They'll peel right off after. EASY! I just found out about this trick a couple months ago. Large mason jar works,

    3. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      You can also peel off the tip of the top and bottom of the egg, then blow on the top and it'll slide out. Just be sure to catch it.

  6. Anyone got any news on Smithers Joe?  It's been quite a while since his surgery, hasn't it?  

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    2. Cerridwen


      He thought he'd be heading back to Smithers sometime this week (from his brother's in Vancouver) but I haven't heard from him again to know if he's actually back home yet.

    3. Cerridwen


      He did pop in about 5 hours ago according to his profile! ::D

    4. Roger Neilson's Towel
  7. Anyone have an update on Smithers Joe?

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    2. Cerridwen


      You're right. That night before major surgery is NOT a fun one...hence the sleeping pill! ;)


    3. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      Booking might be done on  a patient-by-patient basis. there may be certain factors for one patient that may make it more likely for them to be monitored for a longer period of time beforehand. Just a guess. 

    4. luckylager


      Any word yet? 

  8. Labate called up.

  9. Hunted the house for over an hour, before I found Where Mrs. Alf hid the treasure:  A 50 pack of little Halloween chocolate bars.  I was so happy to find them, until now.  Ugh.  Alf thinks he's going :sick:

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    2. luckylager


      Alf, stealing from the poor little Halloween kids.

      That sick feeling is actually your conscience.


    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I thought it was gonna be booze... =(

    4. Alflives


      There are those Brandy Beans, and minerature chocolate booze bottles, but they're my .Christmas hunt.  

  10. Lost the link to the site where hockey games are streamed.  It had games from all the leagues.  HELP!!!

  11. I'm just up at odd hours.  I enjoy tinkering on my scooter.  Might take it to the Salt Flats one day, and go for the record.  :lol:

    1. Baggins
    2. Ghostsof1915


      Alflives starring in.....


      The World's Fastest Scooter.....



  12. Where is the humor of de Plume?  

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    2. luckylager


      Nope, it was Alfred Titsling.


      And I'm pretty sure Alf was referring to mammals like the Hippopotamus, Orangutan, Walrus, Whale and Elephant. I don't know why some people dress their Elephants in tights....

    3. luckylager


      Oh @Alflives.


      What if we gaveM

    4. luckylager


      What if we gave Mr. Tard a do-over or mulligan, would it make those tights a re-tard?

  13. Darn it!  I missed my anniversary.  It was one year ago, August 5th, I joined CDC.  You're welcome :lol:

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    2. Alflives


      Sorry to hear of your loss.  Every moment is a gift, especially when spent with those closest to us.  

    3. jstewboy


      Almost 34 posts a day! Who are you Radim Vrbata?!

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Sounds like a good time to leave.

  14. My dog is sitting at the window watching a guy working on his boat.  "Go Dog Go"

    1. Ghostsof1915
    2. Alflives


      Nope.  Watch dog!  :lol::lol::lol:

  15. Scooter is in the shop for annual tune-up, and maintenance.  This walking everywhere actually feels pretty good, but I miss the sympathy first served, when there are line ups at Timmies. :lol:

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    2. Ghostsof1915


      Need Gears and a Clutch!!!! Oh are we talking White Rock terrorize the sidewalk kind of scooters? 


      Yes, and walking is good too. 

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i have a 4 wheel scooter, the kind old cripple people drive around town on...i've not used it yet but got it a couple of years ago for 1000.00 almost brand new....i might need it one day, unless they fix my heart...

    4. Alflives


      Mine is a three wheeler.  It's got coil springs for each wheel, so it's really comfy out and about.  Plus, having the single front tire makes it easy to use in the house.  It's the EZ GoGo.  :lol:. Silly name.

  16. Who misses Desi, other than me?  

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    2. MJDDawg


      That was the problem Alf, he didn't have a view. He'd blow up any thread he joined by making statements he knew would get people's backs up. How many times does the same person have to state that JB is an idiot by not trading every former core player when most of the freeking roster has been turned over in only two years. It was the same shat over and over with him and he knew what he was doing. That's a troll in my view.

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i could have taken him if he, once or twice said something that he liked about the team...trolls can't do that and neither could he...being opinionated is one thing, being negative 100% of the time is trolling.

    4. Alflives


      Yup, goods points you two.  There 

  17. I know for a fact, I used to be taller:(

  18. Just saw a fat cat prance by.

    whats the strangest, or most exotic meat you have tasted?  

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      Forgot about jellyfish! Mine was dried, and in a soup, kind of like shark fin. I've also eaten shark fin, but that was almost 20 years ago when I was ignorant to the entire poaching, food chain importance of sharks. Never again will I eat shark anything. 


      I ate kangaroo loin, grilled rare, rolled in honey, then rolled again in roasted pistachios. Very "elk" like. Lean, and simple.


      Bear was pepperoni format, honestly could have been anything.




    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      I roast a whole pig over charcoal once per year. Eating the face is one of the highlights. People who have done it know what I'm saying. The cheek meat, jowls, around the ear, behind the eyes, it's all so tender.


      Plus, when you crack the skull and get into the brain. Imagine if foie gras tasted like pork.


      Then you break down the belly, the ribs, the legs. It's all good.

    4. Nuxfanabroad


      Coupla' days back, hadda' green donut, ftr...

  19. Hi Z!


    Be like Jagr, and get in a late workout.  You impress me as a player who already worked out today, but get out and ride your stationary bike.  Pound out some miles, and throw in some serious hills.  

    You are going to make one of those Jr. Teams because you will have worked harder than any other guy out there.  When the other guys start to tire you will see it in their eyes that they want to quit, and you will go even harder, and bury them.  

    Dont waste your time arguing with us old beggars.  Our time is far behind us.  Yours is in front of you.  Take it.  


    :) The oldest of the Beggars - Alf

    1. Z Hockey

      Z Hockey

      Thanks Alfy! I appreciate that, today was a rest day from the gym but funny you knew I worked out cause I did just get some cardio in! 


      - Z


    2. SaintPatrick33


      Any comment with Jagr in the post should be read. May the hockey gods smile on you because you referenced the man, the legend, Jammy Jagr. I salute you both

    3. Alflives


      You are in compete mode.  I see you working super hard to be at your best.  I'm old but not blind.   <_<

  20. I see you are very young.  I am at the other end of life's circle.  Think positive thoughts.  Life is a great journey through many valleys and mountains.  If you are in a valley now, there is certainly a mountain near.  For without valleys we would not understand mountains.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i'm somewhere in the middle

  21. Not, much other than not wanting to get rag dolled by my dog. He knocked the stuffing out of me last time!

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Never watch Alf as an adult... totally ruined my fond memories of the show when I saw how stupid it actually was.

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      what would gordon shumway do?