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Sultan of Sarcasm

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  1. Sultan of Sarcasm

    I guess when you disappear for a couple of years things are bound to change...unless it's CDC!

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    2. Batmania

      Batmania

      With the team losing the traffic here will drop off as will some of the less intelligent discussions being brought up.

    3. kj29

      kj29

      Hey SOS, when is the last time you were actively online (date)???

    4. CanuckBoss

      CanuckBoss

      Sultan mirza

  2. Sultan of Sarcasm

    Is this thing on?

    1. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Legend is the operative word! I've never done anything bannable, but it's true, I'm not terribly well liked here.

    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      I remember the Sultan of Sarcasm.

  3. Sultan of Sarcasm
    The fact that this thread is still here makes me literally giddy. That is all.
  4. Sultan of Sarcasm

    Leaving with a sick feeling in my gut.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Leaving what?

  5. Sultan of Sarcasm

    I get why it happens, but every time Stealth nukes a thread that's just getting good, a little part of me dies.

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      You wish Shift-Money. No, it's not yet your lucky day.

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      *puts marshmallows away*

    4. kanucks25

      kanucks25

      NO-FUN-ZONE

  6. Sultan of Sarcasm

    And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      WILSON!!!!

    3. joe of the north

      joe of the north

      maybe even, a message in a bottle.....well, it could happen

    4. Niloc009

      Niloc009

      Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that

  7. Sultan of Sarcasm

    I'm going to try sitting at home for a couple weeks to see if my boss will give me a $200k raise.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      get back to work you ***** lazy ass!

  8. Sultan of Sarcasm

    Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?

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    2. SpinDrive

      SpinDrive

      ^ Metric system ;)

    3. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      You're a smart mother...

    4. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Vera's.

      /debate

  9. Sultan of Sarcasm

    Look, I've always liked you, but take a hint. I'm not going to talk about it. It's her story to tell.

  10. Sultan of Sarcasm

    If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?

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    2. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      standing there with your thumb in your bum and your mind in neutral.....ain't you got no learnin?

  11. Sultan of Sarcasm

    Don't let me stand in your way, please don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth... You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut... If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke on the chubbs...

  12. Sultan of Sarcasm

    Your life is defined by opportunities...even the ones you miss.

    1. Sultan of Sarcasm

      Sultan of Sarcasm

      Shifty, I'm still playing the game. Think hard, respond accordingly.

    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      My life is a mystery of a puzzle wrapped in an enigma that is lost in a vortex. It can't be defined with cute little quotes. :P

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      First word, second sentence - not always appropriate at CDC,

      will re-engage in 5, 4, 3....

  13. Sultan of Sarcasm
    Is NOT a bumbling drunk.
  14. Sultan of Sarcasm
    Busted me. And probably doesn't work in a cubicle.
  15. Sultan of Sarcasm
    Thankfully those days are in the rearview mirror. Now I have a nice corner office with lots of glass and a view of the train tracks.
  16. Sultan of Sarcasm
    Pleases ME with her avatar as the pink ribbon has special meaning in my life.
  17. Sultan of Sarcasm
    Clearly doesn't know me at all.
  18. Sultan of Sarcasm

    But I don't want anyone else to know that I approve of you 83. What would the good people of CDC say?? I can't be getting grouped with Mr. Dee!

    Alright I admit it. I totally wanted to say hello.

  19. Sultan of Sarcasm
    Has things said about her all the time!
  20. Sultan of Sarcasm

    I tried to click on the thread and hit your name instead. Didn't want you to think I was creepin', so here's a hello I didn't really want to give you. :)

  21. Sultan of Sarcasm
    Directed me to his other thread.
  22. Sultan of Sarcasm
    Is incorrect.
  23. Sultan of Sarcasm
    Is probably in love.
  24. Sultan of Sarcasm
    I hereby open the lounge early. So there.
  25. Sultan of Sarcasm

    Never saw it. That's the problem. Should I?

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