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Heretic last won the day on February 23 2016

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About Heretic

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    Canucks Franchise Player
  • Birthday 09/11/1963

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    Martyrville, BC
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    God, Hugs, Wife, Daughters & Son, Hockey, Football, Motorcycle, Camping, Computers, Sci Fi...

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  1. Romantic Love - fate or choice?

    It's fate, divine intervention, whatever you want to call it. The events that led to me meeting my wife are just too incredible not to be.
  2. 2018 FIFA World Cup

    Story of my life. Become a Canucks fan - seems everyone who is not a Canucks fan - hates them. Become a Pats fan - seems everyone who is not a Pats fan - hates them. Become an English fan - seems everyone who is not an English fan - hates them (though I was pleasantly surprised that a former German co-worker started cheering for them once Germany was knocked out). The only team that people don't seem to hate that I am a fan of - The Blue Bombers.
  3. 2018 FIFA World Cup

    LOL Go England!
  4. "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
    As a smile ran away from his face
    "Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star
    If I could get out of this place."

    1. Ghostsof1915


      He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
      I'm not really sure how it goes
      But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
      When I wore a younger man's clothes"

    2. Ghostsof1915


      Makes me miss O'Douls? in Gastown. 

      Damn I'm old. 


  5. 2018 FIFA World Cup

    Shoot - the video highlights has been removed
  6. Cheesy Joke Thread

    Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off. I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!" He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts "I'M A LIGHT BULB! .. I'M A LIGHT BULB!" Murphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts "Paddy you're mad, go home" So he leaves the site. Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. "Where the hell are you going?" asks the Foreman. "I can't work in the friggin' dark!" says Murphy.
  7. I guess they are all in for this year - cup or bust. As much as I can't stand the Leafs, if they make it to the SCF, I'd cheer them on (unless they were playing the Canucks of course).
  8. I am surprised this wasn't posted already - pretty funny:
  9. 2018 FIFA World Cup

    Since 1938. " KAZAN, Russia — Germany is out of the World Cup, the fourth defending champion in the last five tournaments to be eliminated in the group stage. The four-time champions lost to South Korea 2-0 Wednesday, allowing a pair of injury-time goals while knowing a 1-0 victory would have been enough to advance because of the result in the other group match. Germany ended up last in Group F while Sweden and Mexico advanced to the round of 16. South Korea was also eliminated despite the victory. It was the first time Germany has been eliminated in the first round since 1938."
  10. 2018 FIFA World Cup

    It doesn't matter what anyone says - all that matters is England won the match and is advancing to the next round.
  11. They are - same as airplanes being safer than cars
  12. Making sure the left side of the equation cancels out the right. Here you go, even you will like this one:
  13. I'm just trying to maintain balance in the universe.
  14. I didn't say I had a problem with it, but since you're asking for nonsensical memes - saw these on fb - which is better? or
  15. Yes we will be terrible enough!