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Heretic last won the day on February 23 2016

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About Heretic

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  • Birthday 09/11/1963

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    Armstrong, BC
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    God, Hugs, Wife, Daughters & Son, Hockey, Football, Motorcycle, Camping, Computers, Sci Fi...

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  1. RIP Malcolm Young....RIP
  2. [PGT] Vegas Golden Knights vs. Vancouver Canucks

    Right score, wrong team, ah well. Next!
  3. 5-2 Canucks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go Canucks GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Cheesy Joke Thread

    Fishing or foreplay Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in this lousy weather?' I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
  5. [PGT] Vancouver Canucks vs. Los Angeles Kings

    I've gone into this season with no "positive" expectations, I fully expected the Canucks to finish in the bottom 3 again... I am pleasantly surprised by their record and when they pull off a victory like this one - I am very happy. Quite different from being pissed off and complaining all the time.
  6. (GDT) Nucks @ kings

    The night was moist...
  7. (GDT) Nucks @ kings

    Speaking of minimal effort, Canucks lose 4-1 to the Kings....
  8. Go Bombers GO!

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. debluvscanucks


      As a fan of Mike Reilly, gotta say go Edmonton!

    3. debluvscanucks


      But, then again, Andrew Harris.  So conflicted.


    4. Heretic


      So much for that.  Time to shift to the NFL.  Go Pats GO!

  9. 42 years ago today:  


    1. Green Building
    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      It's kind of crazy, to me at least, how such big ships are taken out and sunk during a storm. There was a huge cargo ship too off the coast of Florida a couple years ago - swallowed by the sea. Especially with the technology nowadays. That's gotta be one hell of a storm.. 

  10. [GDT] Nuckz vz Duckz 7:00PM (SNP)

    3-2 Canucks, did you see the latest Juice prank?
  11. Cheesy Joke Thread

    Smart Cops If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility... Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?' A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' A: 'Yes sir, we do!' Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' A: 'Yes sir, I do.' Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes sir.' Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
  12. [GDT] Canucks @ Flems, Nov 7th, 6 pm, SNP

    Good to see the Sedins can still make some magic!
  13. [GDT] Canucks @ Flems, Nov 7th, 6 pm, SNP

    The satellite is gone, trial IPTV.
  14. [GDT] Canucks @ Flems, Nov 7th, 6 pm, SNP

    Just win this one so I don't get the gears from my brother.