Aladeen

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Aladeen last won the day on March 11 2016

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About Aladeen

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  • Birthday 03/03/1865

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  1. I agree completely! I personally would like it to be taken one step further and have the All Star game mean a little something by making the winning side gain home ice advantage for the Stanley Cup Finals. So whatever teams from the East and West make it to the Finals will have home ice advantage determined by the All Star game rather than regular season points.
  2. ‘Twas the night before Sexmas and all through the dungeons Echoed the sticky sounds of @Blue Jay 22warming up with nude lungins The dildos were each carefully hung on a metal wall prong In hopes that soon Aladeenterklaus would be there with his magical schlong @Master Radishes Was tied to the rack edging closely to pain with the insatiable longing for The Aladeenis occupying his brain @Ceres in his gimp suit and @falcon45ca dressed as a furry was @luckylager’s darkest fantasy so he came in a hurry With @112 and @otherwise wrestling in mud Everyone went silent when The Aladeenis hit the window with a thud @Alain Vigneault sprang to the window quick like a chicken in hopes he could catch the Aladeenis with a least one good lickin the sweat streaked on the window came dripping in through a crack It was finally broken from being hit by a massive ball sack @JohnLocke was thrilled that all year he had it just right For he had been as naughty as could be just for this magical night when what to his lustful eyes caught his vision but a massive schlong carried by eight happy henchmen with his knowledge of schlongs and his sight ever so keen He knew in an instant it must attach only to Aladeen More glorious than a mountain more beautiful than spring the names of each henchman cried out with a ring Come @Time Lord come @hoggers come @King Heffy and @DarthMelvin Stroke @Kryten stroke @ilduce39 stroke @Qwags and even Virtanen to the top of the head to the top of the shaft stroke it all stroke it all stroke it all fast Dry rubbing without lube can definitely chaff Make sure to use saliva just to be safe Higher than the house the Aladeenis it grew With an industrial tub full of lube and every known sex toy too twerking down low asses slapping against the floor Caused the Aladeenis to break down the once mighty door like an anaconda it glided to each person in turn but to @thejazz97 it paused just at his stern this was all too much titillation for poor @milk and honey that he shot his load early all over his tummy Finally Aladeenterklaus appeared and all thought they were dreamin for his majestic beard was glistening with love and probably semen a bundle of sex toys was slung over his shoulder this made @Intoewsables harder than any granite boulder His balls how they glistened his Aladeenis how epic whatever it entered the Aladeenis would wreck it His eyes couldn’t be seen through his sunglasses worn at night but if anyone did they’d instantly know he was high as a kite He had huge muscles and an 8 pack of abs With all the partners he’s had he definitely has crabs Oozing of sexuality and probably other substances as well will the mods read this it’s impossible to tell Aladeen spoke not a word but just grunted and moaned For each and every mafia player in turn was forcefully boned And when he was done all he did by force only shame and regret lingered with a touch of remorse yet next year would come and all would happen the same at least that is what all hope and yet Aladeen did exclaim Merry Sexmas to all women and each and every single man I will talk to you soon if this poem doesn’t get me a permanent ban
  3. Don’t forget aladeenterklaus comes tonight!
  4. The struggle is the fun part of Aladeen’s love.
  5. No need to ask me... Aladeen’s love is for all, though it’s also hard and fast and will leave you full of shame and remorse yet with the insatiable desire for more.
  6. I love you all... even those of you I don’t like.
  7. I think Arizona should throw in a 7th rounder in 2021 or 2022 to make it balanced but other than that I think both GMs would be crazy not to consider this deal. Arizona wins the cup this year and the Canucks win the cup in ‘21 - 2121 that is. Benefits hockey in the desert now and our Great Great grandchildren get to watch the Canucks win it all after they recover - I think this is a classic win now - benefit the future type trade. Should really be a blueprint for all future transactions.
  8. U stands for under so not 20 or older
  9. I am almost certain you are wrong it’s only those with full NMC. Louie doesn’t need to be protected with his modified NTC.
  10. Everybody that browses this topic has been impregnated by me.
  11. It’s a result of the NHL’s new precognition program, very high tech stuff.
  12. No a Bro is someone who will give you a quick Bro Job should the mood strike you... see @Blue Jay 22 Actually I have a the world's largest collection of nipples.... I will comment no further on this subject.