1. First rule of Mafia club: Don't talk about mafia club. Tell no one you belong to this club who's opinion you respect. It's lame. You can tell your mom, not because you don't respect her but because she will think you finally have friends. You don't.
2. If at all possible you should only post while you are nude. I am.
3. You should always refer to me as Supreme Leader Aladeen from here on out or you may refer directly to my Aladeenis.
4. If you have any thoughts or ideas on how to improve this club or something we could be doing that you think would be in the best interest of all members of the club, keep it to yourself cause we don't care.
5. a.Post Erection gifs/pics often while making sure to always tag @JohnLocke
5. b. Narccing on Erections gifs/pics will get you a lifetime ban. I'm talking directly to you @HashtagNucks
6. All the guys of the club should at some point ask @Blue Jay 22 for a "bro job". Let's find his breaking point people.
7. Finally, do not make fun of @Beluga Whale for being morbidly obese any more, it's mean and can no longer be tolerated in this age of social media liberalism. Instead always include a reference to his disproportionately tiny penis compared to his morbidly obese body. Example: "Hahaha BW is so fat he sweats like a stuck pig while he plays mafia." is not allowed. "Hahaha BW's penis is so tiny that it gets lost in his rolls of fat that jiggle from typing, while he plays mafia." is allowed.
That is all
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