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Captain Aerosex

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  1. Do you remember the Shire, Mister Frodo? It'll be spring soon, and the orchards'll be in blossom. And the birds'll be nestin in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields...and eating the first of strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

    1. Kryten

      Kryten

      Did Sam say this before or after bricking on Frodo's chest?

    2. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      He can't recall the touch of turd...or the sound of golden water

  2. Not having work tomorrow, having tacos high @ 2am is a special kind of happiness

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Bask in the glory :)

    2. Horvat

      Horvat

      Living the high life

  3. The world is really beautiful around 4:30 am. It's a shame I have explosive diarrhea and have to go to work semi-drunk on no sleep for 50 hours. Solid Canada Day

    1. mau5trap

      mau5trap

      Lol. Just look forward to getting home and passing the eff out.

    2. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Explosive diarrhea. Your work-mates are just going to love you.

  4. Push day is best day

    1. Erik Karlsson

      Erik Karlsson

      do you even lift?

  5. Congrats to our #1 in wins, Roberto Luongo!!!

  6. RIP Sarah Burke, dead at 29 :(

  7. We could be long-lost brothers O_O

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