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About BuckyHermit

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  • Interests Your brains. Nom nom nom.
  1. It's not a speech impediment. It's just a dialect. One that only I can speak.

  2. I bet you professional arm wrestling is fake.

    1. The Wizard of AZ


  3. "Cowboys and Aliens" sounds like a movie about life in a Texas border town.

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    2. One one two

      Sounds like something Homer Simpson would think of.

    3. Violator

      Like the show bordertown filmed in Bc

    4. ☆➊ R. 'Superman' Kesler ➐☆

      Yea; It's what I think when I hear it.

  4. It's ironic that British Columbians are celebrating BC Day by heading to Washington en masse.

  5. Judge me not by the color of my skin, but rather by the color of my ugly-ass tie.

    1. Super19

      ^ lol!

    2. smithers joe

      i never knew people wore tie's there....hope it works for you

  6. ...the hell?! Okay, who's the DEAD MAN who hit me with the salt shaker?

    1. CanuckInUS

      Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

    2. smithers joe

      sorry, i thought it was the pepper shaker....i'll be more careful in the future.

  7. The US debt ceiling is subject to collapse due to raccoons living in the US debt roof.

  8. You know it's windy when your neighbor's underwear flies off the clothesline and lands smack on your bedroom's window screen.

  9. Finally getting the full militaristic gist of the new Winnipeg Jets logo. Now I have a sudden urge to invade Afghanistan.

  10. Only YOU can prevent forest fires. That's right. You're responsible for every forest fire that occurs in the world. It's all your fault.

  11. In a perfect world, statements such as this one wouldn't be necessary.

  12. If it's a dog-eat-dog world, then why is cannibalism still frowned upon?

  13. If a flower gets pollinated by 2 different bees, is the flower a cheating bastard?

    1. Alex Burrows

      no he is just testing his options lol

    2. canuck2xtreme

      Flowers. pshhhh. The painted whores of the plant world.

    3. Chip Kelly



  14. I bet you people who make racial slurs are drunk. Only drunk people would slur their words like that.

  15. Whenever I try to make puns, I'm at a loss for words.