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  1. brb hacking Tearloch7's computer to disable his period key

  2. Had a screamer today. It was glorious.

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    2. Nail

      Nail

      Aha ok thats good

    3. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      Haven't had one since the summer :(

    4. Xbox

      Xbox

      LMAO diesel_3 true of not true that comment made my night

  3. Just ate some moldy cheese. If I'm not posting in 5 minutes..... just wait longer

  4. Blazers advance to face the Winterhawks

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    2. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      YOU CAN NEVER KNOW THE DEPTHS OF OUR E-LOVE

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      GD! You reciprocate my love?!

    4. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      BananaMash Iron Sheik class

  5. Hughson with a low blow on steve nash on national tv lol

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      lol old people sux

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      talkin bout my generation

    4. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      Death to the elderly.

  6. Brained a fish today. Blood splattered all over my face. Was rad.

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    2. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      "Rad" is the equivalent of awesome, but it's a term made for people born before 1970.

    3. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      @BananaMash: I literally Lol'd at that.

    4. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      @canuckian93 rainbow trout

  7. What did Gillis just say about moving the franchise? I wasn't really listening...

  8. Forgot how to respond to someone that tells you it's their birthday. I said "congratulations"

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    2. Xbox

      Xbox

      "How are you?"

      "Maybe"

      lol :stonerstanley:

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      "Cute dog!"

      "..." *Walks away very quickly*

      foreveralone.jpg

    4. SOB for MVP

      SOB for MVP

      Instead of wishing someone a happy birthday my grandfather would say "Congratulations on your son's (or daughter)birthday" to their parents, never the person themselves. pointless story, I know.

  9. Lu with his first W, it's a shutout

  10. Oh Packers... :(

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    2. Grape

      Grape

      The pack just cant play D.

    3. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      They SHOULD be able to play D with Matthews and Hawk and Woodson and Shields...

    4. *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      Colin Kaepernick is unstoppable

  11. Who is your favorite teen pop star?

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    2. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      Miley Cyrus

      dat bonerific hair

    3. NightHawkSniper
    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Bieber. Obviously. Teenage sensation omg <3

  12. anyone watching this moncton game on sportsnet?

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      awesome.....guess I missed that

    3. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      better than watching this lions game hahaha

    4. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      That save was the TSN highlight of the night, btw

  13. Talk about how lame locking status updates is here.

  14. Got told last night that I look like that guy from bones. I'll take it.

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      I've been told I kinda resemble Jet Li... :/

    3. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      I've been told I have more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart

    4. :D

      :D

      Someone told me that they thought I had bones. They were correct, I have many.

  15. watching speed 2: cruise control

  16. what happened?

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    2. GodzillaDeuce
    3. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      now i remember why i tried so hard to avoid that thread

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Poopy hit the fan.

  17. Fun Fact: this status update makes no sense

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    2. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      Fun Fact: you shut your mouth when you're talking to me

    3. Tigs

      Tigs

      I have to say I lawled at GD's 2nd comment. :D

    4. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      My work here is done

  18. Odds Chicago loses their remaining 24 games in regulation?

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    2. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      I say its 100% guaranteed they go 0-24-0 in the second half, miss the playoffs, then they all perform ritual suicide due to the embarrassment, chicago franchise then folds, while their fans are stricken with grief, they declare Chicago the world's first "no hockey zone" all while the Canucks go on to win the Stanley Cup in 16 games and before the Cup winning game they have 1 minute of silence for those once known as the Chicago Blackhawks.

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      What are the chances of them finishing the season without a regulation loss?

    4. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      We are going to beat them in the playoffs. That is all that matters.

  19. My retardese translator is getting a lot of work tonight.

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    2. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      are you telling me jello's made from juice?

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Actually, some Jello is made using real fruit juices.

    4. GodzillaDeuce
  20. A membrane

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    2. Denguin

      Denguin

      But we still have the great Dane.

    3. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

      INSANE

      IN. THE. BRAIN.

    4. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      What's the name of the membrane around the brain???

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