Im huggin the line protecting from doubles
If one get past me its serious trouble
Man of first in the bottom of last
Takes off on the pitch and he's gettin there fast
With a crack of the bat and the cheer of the fans
Its hit hard right and me and off of my hands
The runner rounds second, he's headed for third
If he gets there, I'll look like a turd
Its going to be close, so he takes a dive
I do the same and my glove hits his thigh
the ball squirts away towards the plate
the runner gets up and makes it a race
the suspense is unreal, the tension is great
hes within ten feet of sealing my fate
I get to the ball and fall on my face
He slides in feet first and Im a disgrace