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Magikal

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Magikal last won the day on August 26 2019

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  • Birthday 10/28/1988

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  1. Magikal

    so I signed up for a free 7 day pass to Steve nash fitness centre and they have called me twice a day since I signed up and made me fill out a form asking what my goals were with my exercise routines. apparently the guy working the counter today had no sense of humor and did not find "higher success ratios of Netflix and Chill Tinder dates" to be an acceptable answer.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      What you should have said is "I just want to bang out curls and get some massive 'ceps brah" and wait for the reaction.

    3. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      LOLOLOLOLOL

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      I was always taught that honesty is the best policy. I don't care about my health I just wanna get laid more.

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