Master 112

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  1. tbh the canucks should hire me in some capacity

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      i figure if they hire me to handle the towels i can work my way up to a managerial position within like 20 years or something... just have to be big and loud in telling the coaches how to run things- show 'em i can think the hockey game as well as i can the towel game

    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Put your avatar to good use

       

      I've got a couple of ideas

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    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      maybe you could make a list of cdc gm’s opinions of how to run the canucks and present JB and green with the list, so then can run the team perfectly. cdc and FA would love you and pay you handsomely. 

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  2. Wubba lubba dub dub.

  3. has trading eriksson been considered?

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    2. 6string

      6string

      What kills me about LE is that his game offensively is always moving closer to getting even worst than it is to recapturing dignity.

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      i think ideally we would trade him and not have to deal with his cap hit, which is 6 million if anyone didn't know

    4. Toews

      Toews

      @Squamfan Source for that? I have only heard that Loui vetoed a trade for Lucic. We were likely taking the extra year of Lucic at a lower cap hit than Eriksson's 6M, which I am glad we did not do.

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  4. RAF Red Arrows scaring me mildly. Thanks guys.

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      More modern jets than our Snowbirds use. :(

    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      Theyre a more populous, richer country, Ghosts.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Money and people are nothing!

      Will is everything!

      Sweden has over 10 million people.

      Yet they make....

       

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  5. Stuff is a funny thing. Sometimes it's one way, and other times it's different.

  6. where u at holmes

  7. I always love a friend who 'borrows' $60 and repeatedly skimps on promises to pay it back.

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    2. BrockBoester

      BrockBoester

      Yeah don't lend money to big tough biker guys that clearly aren't ever going to pay you back lol

       

      Especially if you can't afford to lose it

    3. Ghostsof1915
    4. Violator

      Violator

      A friend borrowed 40$ said he was gonna pay it back the next day that was three months ago

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  8. just wanted to say that your username always gets me :lol:

    1. Rubik

      Rubik

      Actually, they were still tied at 0-0. LA scored 3 pp goals on his 5 minute major. Here's the hit btw.

       

       

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      oh wow- my memory was bad. now i get the hate. :lol:

    3. Rubik

      Rubik

      but who are we to tell you that your reality is not the correct one right? :P you do you :P

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  9. Why does google keep sending my phone MLB notifications? I haven't watched a game in years. :unsure:

    1. Baer.

      Baer.

      Where on your phone are you getting notifications from Google?

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      I think it's because I have my google/gmail account synced to the phone, Baer. I just get the little icons at the top-left and can pull the border down to view the notifications in more detail.

    3. Baer.

      Baer.

      Weird, I've never gotten those. It may be that Google assistant thing. I always turn that stuff off, needless notifications bug me.

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  10. One health issue after another... I shouldn't have to spend so many of my days in pain.

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      At least he had instant pain relief. :P

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      UPDATE: it's not a hemorrhoid but a large perianal abscess.

    3. luckylager
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  11. every subforum that isn't white noise is a containment board.

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      I’m more confused than usual:picard:

      What’s a “containment board”? 

    2. StealthNuck

      StealthNuck

      Not inaccurate.

  12. I am officially on board with MAGA.

    1. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      Me too. Make Assists Great Again. 

       

      Hopefully we see some beauties this season :P

    2. debluvscanucks

      debluvscanucks

      Is this for attention or are you drunk?  

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      It was a joke, Deb. Honest. :(

       

      It's like, why would known intellectual and left-leaning 112 make such a conversion now of all times? hah.

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  13. MACHIAVELLI

    1. luckylager

      luckylager

      The avatar change and now this status in the midst of a mafia game

       

      Super duper sketchy

       

    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      112 lives for sketchy

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      i am the platonic form of sketch

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  14. what is the most unethical and hedonistic but legal way i can spend $75?

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    2. soosoodeff

      soosoodeff

      all in red in roulette gogogogog!

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      treat your mother to a night out. treat her royally. 

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  15. so a lot of very creative minds have it worked out that the earth is flat, but they're not accepting it, just like they gave the shaft to galileo smh. geniuses are never accepted in their time.

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    2. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      ^ Sharpe clips!? Aww hell yeah!

    3. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      They aren't creative minds. They aren't warped either  ;) 

    4. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      @Rounoush  Could have a whole thread just devoted to Sharpe clips!  (Just think if they actually had a big budget to work with!  Series was great anyhow....Sean Bean played the role so well!)

       

       

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  16. @StealthNuck I'd like to stop being the leader of the community here and let you assume more of that role now.

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      I don't have the time or inclination to play these days to be honest.

    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      I just started a month ago. 

      My body is ready

       

      Been making the time despite resistance

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      I got lured into a Mafia game when I first joined.  Had never heard of such a thing before, and had no clue what I was doing, or what was going on.  I thought suicide bomber was my best way out.  

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  17. mental illness doesn't exist

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    2. 48MPHSlapShot

      48MPHSlapShot

      So this is just subjectivist drivel. Got it.

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      You can't be objective about everything. This is the scientism I was complaining about. :picard:

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      Say what you will; in 50 years, a Prime Minister is going to apologize for how the 'mentally ill' were treated in these days of yore.

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  18. Who else is looking forward to season 4 of Rick and Morty? I'm going to have to re-watch the series in anticipation. November is approaching!

    1. J-23

      J-23

      I’m on season 1. Episode 3 lmao. Not bad tbh. Haven’t kept up with a tv show since the Boondocks.

    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      So stoked. The waits for all 4 seasons I went through were worth it

    3. Odd.

      Odd.

      Boondocks and Rick and Morty have taught me a lot of life lessons

  19. christianity is an abusive relationship

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    2. Jimmy McGill

      Jimmy McGill

      good point, plus no one really likes working with the bosses son 

    3. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      Jesus doesn't preach that. I would suggest reading the bible, Steveh Furtck is a good guy to listen.

    4. NewbieCanuckFan
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  20. just found a CD of Massive Attack - Mezzanine!

    1. Type R

      Type R

      I managed to find it new on Vinyl, love it

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      damn that's a good find. record store pick up?

    3. Type R

      Type R

      discogs website

       

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  21. I'm officially off the tankwagon.

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Fell off the wagon, & had me a drink

      Sparked up a Marley, & looked for a link

      'Nucks draftin' & trades

      Maybe payin' in Spades(?)

      When again they start winning, we'll all step to the brink...

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Yeah AJ, seriously huge news, don't see why more people aren't talking about it.

       

      @Alflives there's some urgency to win within the next few years imo as all our most promising players will be moving on from their entry level contracts.

    3. J-23

      J-23

      I'm joining tank nation this year. 

       

      I want Lafreniere, but I also want Playoffs. 

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  22. I bought a vape yesterday in the AM--looking to quit smoking and save some money long-term. It's fun even though I feel like a jackass. :lol:

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    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Best of luck, mate! Great to hear you're taking care of yourself.

    3. J-23

      J-23

      If you want to become a vape god, go to your local middle or high school.

    4. Western Red

      Western Red

      Helped me get off the darts. I'm at 6-12mg. Good for you. Continue to grow up, plenty of room to! LOL.

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  23. Benning and co. killed it. Really excited for next year and the years to come.

    1. Alflives

      Alflives

      Totally agree.  Size, skill, character, compete.  We got Miller for the now too.  He’s 220!  JB has built a team that will compete for the Stanley Cup for a decade.  

  24. Podkolzin hypeeeee!!! I wanted him or Caufield, so I'm thrilled.

  25. Happy Father's Day to all the Dads on CDC. :)

    1. debluvscanucks

      debluvscanucks

      Yes, hope you all have a wonderful day doing what you love with who you love.