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  1. Master 112

     

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    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      That needs to be longer

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      I know. :( Someone made a full version of the song, but there's no music video to accompany it.

       

       

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Thank u for dis

  2. Master 112

    Evgeny Kuznetsov can win his first Stanley Cup tonight. My body is ready.

  3. Master 112

    My 12+ hour greyhound trip is about to start. Fun fun.

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I did a 48h trip once...haven't been on a greyhound since.

  4. Master 112

    the more u learn the less u know

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      the older i get, the better i used to be. 

    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      The fewer the seeds the more I sow.

  5. Master 112

    I knew the '90s were over the minute someone made fun of my turtleneck. It was 2008.

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      I've never actually worn a turtleneck and my only stake in this argument is for my joke that was a huge miss btw

    3. coastal.view

      coastal.view

      hey did you know

      turtlenecks are coming back

      hope you saved a couple so you don't have to go out and buy a new one :P

       

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      what is worse, a turtle neck or a giraffe neck?

  6. Master 112

    don't get discouraged guys Dahlin can still fall to Vancouver

    1. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      "Why isn't anyone taking Dahlin?"

    2. Trebreh

      Trebreh

      I suggested spreading fake news about him only wanting to sign with the Canucks, im looking for more peeps to spread the word.

    3. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Trebreh is trying to say any Russians contact him 

  7. Master 112

    Darth Maul swings both ways.

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    2. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      Doesn't know when to duck though

    3. JM_

      JM_

      to be fair its probably hard for him to meet people, gotta take what you can get 

    4. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      There's a rude joke in here somehere....:P

  8. Master 112

    We're getting Dahlin.

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    2. Fateless

      Fateless

      @Type R - I'm in the camp of taking the BPA. If there are equally talented players, then you take the player that fits organizational need.

       

      As such, I'd rank the top 5 in this years draft as this: Dahlin > Zadina > Svechnikov > Hughes > Boqvist. Wahlstrom, Bouchard, and Tkachuk are all in that #6 spot for me.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      He'll flop because that seems typical of this franchise. He won't get adequate ice time because "he hasn't earned it", then play on the bottom pairing getting 9 minutes a night, otherwise in the press box. 

    4. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      I have my eyes set on Boqvist, though I have a feeling he'll go at #4, so unless we're dead last, I'm more set on Bouchard. Hoping for Dahlin is really just too much for me to hope for.

  9. Master 112

    who misses Aaron Rome

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    2. AlwaysACanuckFan

      AlwaysACanuckFan

      Met an Aaron in Rome  5 years ago. 

    3. Winter Soldier

      Winter Soldier

      We could have had Pope and Rome...

    4. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      What...a...hit!

       

       

       

       

       

  10. Master 112

    How many teams in the league can say they have a player with the ability to score 8 points in a single game?

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      For the low price of a half-eaten hot dog, any team.

  11. Master 112

    I wanna be the very best/Like no one ever was.

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      Does typing it with the slash make it seem more sophisticated?

    2. 48MPHSlapShot

      48MPHSlapShot

      Oh yes...

       

      To catch them is my real test/To train them is my cause

  12. Master 112

    Bring back the old Entertainment forum.

  13. Master 112

    Why aren't twins called duolets?

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Hamburger.

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Are individuals just called singlets?

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      so if they were women, they would be chiclets ?

  14. Master 112

    when you lie in bed for 4 hours but can't fall asleep

  15. Master 112

    Why is it 'hydration' when alcohol dehydrates?

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    2. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      whoops.  I totally went too chemically technical with that statement.

    3. apollo

      apollo

      I think the first few days it was "Beer Me" but then they changed to Hydration... regardless it's my favourite reaction. All I ever do is hydrate people. The other reactions are no fun :P

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      There needs to be a high five option.

  16. Master 112

    How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Thanks. My homework's done now.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Look at the suburban sprawl of Hogtown, as example of Ground-Zero...

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      A groundhog would hog as much ground as a groundhog could hog if a groundhog could hog ground.

       

      And now I want a chili cheese dog. Thanks

  17. Master 112

    I'm Batman.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      2XSyIF0.gif

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Wanna know my secret identity?

       

       

    3. J-23

      J-23

      I'm Batman.

  18. Master 112

    does anyone know who Kinder Pipeline was and why she was famous?

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      I heard she was prettier than Gentler Hoser

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      she was mrs. pipeline's little girl. mostly famous for, always colouring within the lines. unlike her mother, she gave free of herself. a kinder pipeline.

  19. Master 112

    Is anyone interested in trying something new?

     

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i thought you had a new menu item. like spaghetti pizza or something.

    2. JM_

      JM_

      well i wasn't even close 

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Big no to eating Tide Pods. 

       

      Detergent is expensive. 

  20. Master 112

    This is your daily reminder that eating meat is unethical.

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    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      WTF is going on around here

    3. chon derry

      chon derry

      he started it.  :P

    4. luckylager

      luckylager

      I dunno @Green Building, he must have missed the bacon heart. I'll repost

       

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  21. Master 112

    u never drew me

  22. Master 112

    What's up with people who fist bump you before asking for change?

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      So they can pick your pocket when you're not looking.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

       

    4. J-23

      J-23

      When they go for a fist bump, you go for a high-five. When they go for a high-five, you go for a fist bump. 

  23. Master 112

    Jensen-Hodgson-Schroeder

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    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Future 1st line for sure.

    3. VanGnome

      VanGnome

      They rip it up in NHL '14

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      And people complain about Benning.....

  24. Master 112

     

  25. Master 112

    s/o ladies

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