Jump to content
The Official Site of the Vancouver Canucks
Enter Search Term. Use arrows to navigate between autocomplete results. If no results appear, use Enter to do a full site search.
Forum Closure ×
Canucks Community
Forum Closure

Coconuts

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    30,305

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    31

 Content Type 

Status Updates posted by Coconuts

  1. Coconuts

    Apparently there's a game at 9am 

    1. brilac

      brilac

      Oh yeah, I just saw.  Hmm umm. 

  2. Coconuts

     

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Bo still knows

    3. CoquitlamDave

      CoquitlamDave

      Bo has known since at least the late 80s... I appreciate the double meaning though! 

    4. BoKnows

      BoKnows

      I love that video

  3. Coconuts

    C'mon Al, Eastern teams are loading up, sell more you hand puppet 

    1. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Alvin should've had a brother he can make a $1 bet with!

       

       

  4. Coconuts

    I hope the Sharks trade Karlsson to a contender, man is up to 69 points in 52 games now. I wanna see him hit 100. 

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Sell hard for Bedard

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      He's arguably the best offensive D in the league right now, but his defense is not as good as when he was in Ottawa back in the day, so I don't think he should be a serious Norris contender. Still a pretty fun season though.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I get what you're saying but if he breaks 100 points as a D having played primarily on a weak Sharks team, yeah.. I'd be shocked if anyone else got it tbh 

       

      Norris tends to lead more towards D who put up large numbers

       

      It'd be nice to see them split into two or three different trophies 

  5. Coconuts

    Time to bring back DJ Dave, if we're going to bad let's really commit to being bad 

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Why not, we're still paying him 

    3. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      Maybe make Travis spin the tunes?

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Only if DJ Dave can help coach 

  6. Coconuts

    Time to bring back wooden sticks. 

    1. allegend

      allegend

      I used a wooden stick in the 1980s. I liked it better than the lighter,

      expensive "fake" ones. :towel:

  7. Coconuts

    Riley Stillman is the hero this team deserves, his impact upon this franchise as tank commander will be seismic. Him and Bedard will lead the Canucks to glory as co-captains. 

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      Myers is in a separate tank division  a highly “ offensive” division.  Specializing primarily in    special high intensity training,   more commonly known as S.H.I.T. :Pimage.jpeg.11eba83517e45778109ee09b0d409202.jpeg

    3. TNucks1

      TNucks1

      alot of us talk sh!t about him but respect for him for having nhl exprience, alot better than people talking down on him, but i still dont like his play. but bedard, lets go!

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      The Stillman bit is mostly just a shitpost tbh

  8. Coconuts

    So long Bo, should've moved Miller at last year's deadline.. 

    1. Sell.the.team

      Sell.the.team

      Chytil, Lundqvist, and a 1st.... never forget

    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Meet the new management group, same as the old management group 

  9. Coconuts

    In Stillman and Myers we trust, this tank will carry on 

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I weep for my Bug.

    3. Roger Neilsons Towel

      Roger Neilsons Towel

      @Ghostsof1915

      Breaking Bad Train GIF

    4. Drakrami

      Drakrami

      You mean Stillman was traded here to drive the tank? Allvin is a genius beyond believe. 

  10. Coconuts

    Who's your favourite Seattle player Heff 

    1. Show previous comments  14 more
    2. luckylager

      luckylager

      No one wishes prison time and death upon the opposition and officials better than Heffy.

      Congrats Seattle.

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      I like Oleksiak too.
       

      Spoiler

      Penny Olesiak, that is.

       

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I'm fairly certain Sabersfan was a girl.

  11. Coconuts

    Tank hard for Bedard 

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Devron

      Devron

      I believe we are doing that. Tough match up against Columbus tomorrow. that’s how I know the tank is real lol

    3. Bad_BOI_pete

      Bad_BOI_pete

      look silly for fantilli

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Let other teams score to draft top four

  12. Coconuts

    Boudreau should write a book if he hasn't 

  13. Coconuts

    At least we still have the tank, for now.. 

  14. Coconuts

    [Proposal] First overall pick to the Canucks 

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Pears

      Pears

      @Coconuts We need to secure at least the 3rd overall pick to have a chance at that

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      [Proposal] at least the 3rd overall pick to the Canucks 

    4. morrissex95

      morrissex95

      Leo Carlsson reminds me of Sundin. He'd be a great pickup. With Forsberg 2.0 in Petey and Carlsson as a Sundin 2.0, that's great depth down the middle. It would be great if we had more than one first rounder to build up our defensive depth.

       

      Tampa has a pretty strong backend so we could Cal Foote come available. If so, it's due time that we pried him out of there. I'd offer up Hoglander. Might be an overpayment but IDC we need Foote he's the perfect partner for Hughes going forward. They're even in the same age group.

       

      But yeah, we slide in at 3rd overall and take Leo, we won't regret it. 

  15. Coconuts

    I wish we had Brady Tkachuk, Ottawa's pretty damn lucky. I don't like his brother but man, Brady is fun to watch. 

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      The only Tkachuk I actually like 

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Definitely the most respectable of the Tkachuks.

    4. chon derry

      chon derry

      C84ECCF3-BE2F-4751-BDF6-889C8D8CC7DD.thumb.png.c852d326e7f61228e61ccc7bc78eba1b.png

  16. Coconuts

    Remember when some of us took over the Florida board during the 2011 playoffs because CDC kept going down 

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. VforVasili

      VforVasili

      Those were fun times. 

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I think the best was the comments. What are all these Canucks fans doing here???

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I remember most of them were pretty chill, but some of em were pretty damn happy to see us lose 

       

      Was probably the biggest surge of membership they'd had in years

  17. Coconuts

    I miss the AV era teams 

    1. Show previous comments  8 more
    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      #FreeAV

    3. Ballisticsports.

      Ballisticsports.

      We definitely had the team to win that year

      We had it all that year (except the cup)

      We just ran out of players, either injured or not playing, bad injuries or suspended We became shorthanded and handicapped from the team we were all year

      Going to be darn hard just to get to that position to be favourites again:(

    4. Type R

      Type R

      Well... I would have to accept you are also saying you miss the Gillis Era, as he built that team as well.  And I don't have a problem with that

       

  18. Coconuts

    Darude by Sandstorm should be the Canucks opener tbh 

     

    DOODOODOODOODOO

    1. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      That's quite the pump up song to lose.

    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Could pump the other team up too

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Boy that's original....

  19. Coconuts

    What'd be more beneficial to this franchise? New ownership or Bedard? 

    1. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Bedard

  20. Coconuts

    We like to party, we like, we like to party

    We like to party, we like, we like to party 

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      It's coming my dude

    3. Heretic

      Heretic


      WTH???

       

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      The Venga Bus isn't PG13 I guess 

  21. Coconuts

    Tank emoji tank emoji tank emoji tank emoji 

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. eeeeergh

      eeeeergh

      Stillman Eriksson Stillman Eriksson Stillman Eriksson eeeeeeeergh

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      9 week struggle to agree on what tank to use for the emoji? 

      Panzer?

      Tiger?

      Leopard?

      Abrams?

      Eriksson?

      Aqua?

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      New tank every second week 

  22. Coconuts

    How CRAZY_4_NAZZY are you on a scale of one to Naslund 

    1. CRAZY_4_NAZZY

      CRAZY_4_NAZZY

      There is no such spectrum. My affinity for Nazzy just is haha

  23. Coconuts

    [Proposal] Kuzmenko to Vancouver Island 

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      I'm sure he'd have a swell old time exploring the Island. It's beautiful out there.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      For real, Tofino is great for storm watching this time of year and Port Renfrew is gorgeous in all this rain

    4. rychicken

      rychicken

      Bowser?

  24. Coconuts

    #HireAV

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      Could be.  We could hire him as coach and offer him an AGM job afterwards.  We have 14 AGM's already so what's one more really.  

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Not sure there's been a GM/Coach role since Quinn in the 90s, but could an AGM/Coach role still work? It's an interesting idea.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      It'd be an outside the box idea

       

      That being said, it it were to be made known he were available he'd have many teams after him and I'd be surprised if he picked us 

  25. Coconuts

    Nobody likes you when you're 2023

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. hammertime

      hammertime

      I found my keys only took 2 weeks of looking.  

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      My friends say I should act the year

      What's the year again?

      What's the year again?

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      @luckylager maybe time to invest in a tile or air tag?

×
×
  • Create New...