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  1. I hope Karlsson (Erik) gets traded to a contender. Dude is on fire. Come San Jose, retain 50% and get assets. 

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Nah, he's not Makar and I don't expect him to keep scoring goals at this rate, but he was doing what Makar did last season long before Makar was in the league though so it's not as if this came out of nowhere. He's struggled to stay healthy for much of his San Jose but it's not as if he hasn't been good for them when healthy or that he hasn't produced, the talent is still there. 

       

      He looks good, he looks healthy, he'd def have value to another team as a top end RD at 50%. 

    3. Bad_BOI_pete

      Bad_BOI_pete

      no denying that

    4. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      Don't keep posting this stuff, JR reads these boards.  He might trade our 2023 first for a 50% retained Karlsson.

  2. Bo knows scoring 

  3. Brock may or may not fit going forward but he's not suddenly worthless either, hopefully he can come back and start scoring goals.

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    2. Devron

      Devron

      He’s played 6 games? Apparently he’s un-tradable by some of the experts on this forum

       

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      That's what I'm saying, and despite his not scoring he's got 4 assists. 

       

      I think his cap hit is probably too steep for what he brings but I think there are ways to move him for a net positive return if it comes to it. 

    4. J-23

      J-23

      Brock doesn’t have the skating for a top 6 player. Unfortunate but big part of the game now.

  4. San Jose and Anaheim are in the thick of the Bedard hunt, could have both him and McDavid in the division next season. 

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    2. Elias Pettersson

      Elias Pettersson

      I think Bedard will go to Anaheim.  He gets to live the LA life for 7 years until he comes back home...

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      @J-23 was talking about it the other day, Bedard in Anaheim would be disgusting given the young talent they have on the roster and in the system 

    4. chon derry

      chon derry

      Fiction; Bedard gets drafted to Anaheim falls in with the wrong crowd becomes addicted to everything , contract cancelled.falls out of the bottom of the porn industry, Friends from van come rescue him  and convince him to come back home. The Following year he try’s out  for the canucks makes team but by then  the nhl has introduced a new playoff format. The canucks end up playing Anaheim for the cup after the  6 th game in van. Van ties series and it goes back to Ana for game 7 .the night before game 7 bedard goes AWOL. Canucks lose.   It could happen. :lol:

  5. I did not see Boston having this kind of start. 8-1-0. Damn. 

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I think this will be Bergeron's last year, but hey if they tear it up maybe he sticks around for another one 

    3. JM_

      JM_

      but what does this mean for the Leafs?

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      It means they going out in the first round again

  6. Our team might be last in the NHL but our shitposting is top tier 

  7. Connor Bedard probably has a CDC account 

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    2. Devron

      Devron

      Gonna be pretty cool to follow him. I was never a big fan of Crosby or McDavid. Couple of the best players ever but maybe it’s the teams they landed on idk. I will follow the BC kid wherever he goes and hope one day he dawns the Canucks jersey and turns this franchise into a winner finally 

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I just hope he lives up to the hype, it'd be neat to see the league gush about someone who's not McDavid 

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      He's got the skill of McDavid without the character issues.  I'll be buying Royals tickets just to see him play.

  8. Just trade everyone who wasn't at Demko's wedding, clearly that's the bar for team cohesion 

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      like the red wedding but less bloody 

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Miller and Bo?

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Nothing wrong with Bo spending as much time as possible with his young family, including his baby.

  9. What if Loui Eriksson was the missing ingredient all along 

  10. Got floor ticketsx4 to mf'ing blink-182

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I honestly thought it was gonna be worse, I figured I'd be paying about what I did for nosebleeds last night and I wasn't keen on that. It's still pricier than I'd like but way I see it is I don't know how many more chances I'll get to see em, life comes at you fast and either I or they could die; and Tom's already left twice so who's to say how long this lineup lasts this go round. 

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      If I'd seen em before with this lineup when both them and I were younger there's a good chance I wouldn't have jumped on it though. But who knows. 

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      After last night. I don't want floor seats. I want to sit down. The humidity at the Neptune was horrible.

      When Miku says it's hot. And she's on stage, I don't know how they were able to perform. They were still amazing. I had to take a break, go into the hallway, get a swig of water. As I was stumbling and probably getting the first stages of heat exhaustion. $9 for water by the way.

  11. Tom is back in blink-182 and they'll be putting out an album, at least one thing is right in the world again! 

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    2. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      Thanks for the pre-sale code! Your the best. @Coconuts

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      PUMPKIN is tomorrows code if anyone missed out

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Happy to help, have fun! 

  12. Lowkey believe Seattle is a Pacific division dark horse if Wright and Beniers can contribute to what's probably an underrated top 9 and Grubaeur can bounce back. 

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      They've made some good additions up front, I'm not saying they'll make the playoffs but I think they'll surprise some folks

    3. Guest

      Guest

      I'd give them 80 points on the season, not much more. 

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      They're closer to an NHL team than Edmonton.

  13. Winter is on the horizon 

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    2. chon derry

      chon derry

      I’ve noticed over the last year , seasons have been late, like upwards of a month having been a hwys equipment operator taking note of seasonal change came easy. I was expecting fall weather to be no different can’t complain about this falls weather  but signs of an early fall started a little earlier than prior years diciduous trees started turning colour in early sept. Last winter was harsher than the prior 10 winters. So I’m thinking this one may be similar.  

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      feels like it has already started in smithers. colder and snow on the mountains. almost time to park my scooter till next year.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      It's still quite mild and dry on the island, the leaves have been falling for a while and mornings are cool though. The days are shorter but there've been a lot of blues skies and sunshine, seems like a lengthy carry over from summer, which took a while to actually get going itself. 

  14. Just how vintage are we talking here? 

    1. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Est. May 2010.

    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I guess technology has come a long way 

  15. Life is so much more peaceful without pants 

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    2. Bell

      Bell

      No pants at home is very acceptable yet no pants in public would not be peaceful

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      As soon as I get home, one of the first things I do is remove my pants. Perks of being a bachelor living alone.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Being able to not wear clothes is honestly one of the best parts of not living with people 

  16. Life is so much more peaceful without consistent sports notifications tbh 

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I hear that, dunno if I'd do anything more than like a fitbit watch tbh, I'm on my phone too much as is 

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      I have my phone on silent because the vibration or sounds of notifications is too much, and I get to look at my own pace so I'm not constantly looking after every update.

    4. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      In Japan our house is on vibrate, & I'd like a rotary phone some day.

  17. With injuries up front this is the perfect opportunity to sign Canucks legend Loui Eriksson 

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    2. Bure_Pavel

      Bure_Pavel

      We dont have the $9 million in cap space to sign him with inflation. 

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Just backload it to bring the average down, cap is supposed to go up in three seasons or so anyway 

       

       

    4. eeeeergh

      eeeeergh

      Did somebody call for the EMPTY NET BANDIT?!

  18. Do you remember the 21st night of September?

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      damn I think I missed it 

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Now that's unexpected wholesome content.

       

      And better luck next year!

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      yes, it just happened yesterday. i forget the day before.

  19. Question for you, it seems that curse words that would have been censored a while back aren't anymore, are we simply to avoid using those words at all now or am I going to get hammered for saying cancer is the equivalent of a female dog? Should we be censoring ourselves? At least before hand certain bits of certain words would just be auto-censored and we could throw them out without punitive measures being thrown at us. 

     

    Just curious because as far as I can tell most users on here are adults. 

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    2. Devron

      Devron

      Shut the front door 

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      The fact that Eriksson is censored makes the swear filter a joke!

       

      AH, so it's not filtered anymore ahhaha

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Finally, our lord has been set free

  20. I really like what the Sens have done this offseason, they should be a team on the rise. Could be in the mix for a wildcard spot. 

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    2. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      Justa' buncha' Snowmen! 8, 8, 8 ...

       

      They're giving away 8's to all their young stars. Interesting approach, & I like it a helluva' lot more that the Dopey-Dubas-giveaway.

       

      The two Ontario rebuilds will be an intriguing study in contrasts.

    3. Alflives

      Alflives

      Sens will very soon be the best team in Ontario, as it should be. 

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I could see it, I'm skeptical of Toronto's ability to retain Matthews 

  21. Any guesses on which player gets a custom react this year? My guess is Demko. 

     

    RIP Loui react, gone but never forgotten.

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Didn't think of a scorpion, that could work

       

      You did good work, he should be in the ring of honour tbh 

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Maybe a face that is half goalie mask, and the other half is a stop sign? ...or a full goalie mask painted as a stop sign.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Half Demko face, half goalie mask? Could work with Halloween coming up 

  22. I liked the league better when there were more Willie Mitchell, Douglas Murray, and Robyn Regehr style D playing. Have a soft spot for D who's bread and butter is playing sound, tough defense. 

     

    Willie Mitchell is one of my favourite Canucks ever for that reason. 

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Oh def, the game has certainly changed since the mid 2000's/early 2010's. There's definitely more emphasis on speed, mobility, and being able to contribute to the attack. 

       

      The guys who's bread and butter is defense aren't as common though, there seems to be more emphasis on being a two-way player nowadays. And I get it, I just have a soft spot for defensive specialists. 

    3. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      I've always loved Tanev's play, though he's a bit different from the guys you mentioned, as he's not particularly physical. Slavin also fits that mold.

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Yeah. Tanev, while not being young anymore, is an example of a new style of D who still focus on D but also contribute well to a team's transition game. D who play his style of game are much different than say.. the players who played a similar game to Mitchell and Volchenkov. 

       

      You still see the odd throwback, Gudbranson kind of fits that mold despite varying opinions on his effectiveness. Even Burroughs brings a bit of it. Could throw Schenn in there too, though he's a bit of a crossover player who grew up playing that brand during a hockey at lower levels while is was prevalent, and caught on in the NHL at the tail end of that brand of hockey being commonplace. Him and Gudbranson have that in common. 

  23. I'm ready for our west coast rain to start back up again 

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    2. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      Nah, having grown up on the island I'm very used to the rain and enjoy it 

    3. Ballisticsports.

      Ballisticsports.

      I want the West Coast Reign instead

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      So the LA Kings?

  24. The September 11th terrorist attacks are closer to the Reagan administration than to today in case you needed prompting for your daily existential dread 

  25. Seeing Katatonia, Cellar Darling, and The Ocean Collective at The Rickshaw November 26th! Katatonia hasn't come west in years, if you like metal this is your chance.

     

    https://admitone.com/events/katatonia-vancouver-8343420?utm_source=bandsintown&utm_campaign=bit&utm_medium=referral&utm_event=62fbf3f5c15dae65a73cd99a

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      @NUCKER67

      Yeah I'd play the Commodore, or Vogue Theatre or Orpheum if I want a cool small venue.

    3. Captain Canuck #12

      Captain Canuck #12

      You totally should Ghostsof1915!  I'd go see you!:lol:

    4. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      I've never been so it'll be interesting, I've seen Amon Amarth and Apocalyptica at the Commodore though and it was the same deal, both play bigger audiences elsewhere 

       

      Never been to the Vogue or Orpheum 

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