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But of course this had to happen as our flashing red light was taken away from us alongside CDC #Wewanttheredlight #FreeVintage

Now it's scheduled for demolition but the billionaire forgot to pay for a wrecking ball..

Yes

We already had first October, this is second October

They learned how to pole dance

This is the quality content I'm here for

And I am here to carry on that storied tradition by posting mostly nonsense

And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming CDC will still exist in the year 42069, CDC is eternal

Any guesses on when __________ is?

Wait, that's not the Elmo gif I've gotten used to seeing..

I guess there's gotta be some sort of ying and yang thing going on for western teams with aquatic apex predators for logos?

Will this thread be true a month from when it was posted

Vintage has always been on fire, so probably

42069, and I will have designed an AI to keep creating nonsensical threads after my inevitable death

Maybe we should acquire more Hughes brothers, we did pretty well with the brothers thing pretty recently

But I've come to realize that I was wrong. Unfortunately these things happen from time to time but I am prepared to live with it. Vintage isn't a robot because he's actually a bear, and after years of service to CDC he's finally entered his well deserved hibernation. Although if anyone is willing to to propose the possibility of Vintage being a robot bear I'm prepared to listen.

I request elaboration

Blessed by lord Loui, most prominent of Swedish Canuck meme lords We abandoned you when we banished you to Arizona, taking on the OEL contract and sealing our fate with the Garland extension was our just reward We should have embraced the way of Loui for one season more and gently embraced you before sending you off into the UFA sunset Trading you resulted in a curse we shall carry for years in the form of dead cap space, we should have been better but alas Enjoy your twilight seasons in Sweden, oh lord Loui, while we shoulder this curse Blessed be

No man can slay CDC, have they tried getting someone who isn't a man to put an end to CDC's undead reign of terror?