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Mad_Duck

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  1. Well, gee, that sounds like a problem that started with Obama, if you really feel that bringing "Orange Man Bad" into the discussion is in the remotest way edifying.
  2. I don't think it's a great plan to flip your Stanley Cup winning goaltender just to clear some cap...
  3. Henry Rollins tells a story where he managed to get knocked out by kneeing himself in the face while moshing on stage. When he came to, he jumped back up with a bloody nose looking around for whoever hit him.
  4. So, impotent question here - Has Juice been practicing taking any draws today?
  5. Hey, with goal production that high, we'd've had a better chance to win the Stanley Cup!
  6. Thanks, now you've got me thinking about cheerleader taco.
  7. look, Edler's the only one I can think of who's scored lately. (Sure, all of them were into our net, but hey, it's something.)
  8. At least we've still got the Edler-Bieksa shutdown pairing.
  9. Disgustingly, I'll bet you're both right.
  10. 5/6 point #3 sounds like that misogynist shoe-fetishist Millbury, and I know every Canuck fan's better than he is.
  11. It'll get annoying, but I'm guessing the matrons in his cell block are used to tuning annoyances like him out. Either that, or he'll get his neck broken trying to grab an inviting piece of cheddar off of a springplate.
  12. ...He also went on to point out that Marchand's kettle is much darker than Julien's pot.
  13. Seeing the hit live, my honest first thought would be to drag him up and go "Thorton" on him. Given a moment to think about it, though it would probably be ill advised, so I'd just ragdoll him instead.
  14. Milbury runs through the crowd holding one of them up yelling "Here it is! here it is!"
  15. Time off for good behaviour, and a personal apology from the Commish for the games he missed. Just enough time for him to grab a ticket out to BC. It won't matter though, because Hank's going to bury him in Rask's net. (Also, Daniel's going to pound the rat like he did RNH)
  16. I'd say Hamhuis wasn't the only one who had an awesome birthday
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