Brad Marchand

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About Brad Marchand

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    I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.

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  1. [GDT] Around the NHL | November (19-25) 2017

    The Oilers are so slow it's not even funny. What do you do when you draft the fastest player in the league? Anchor him with a bunch of slugs. It's no wonder they can't score goals or play consistent defence when most of their forwards have no speed whatsoever. They better hope Yamamoto and Puljujarvi develop into something special because they have absolutely no depth on the wing outside of Draisaitl who normally would be playing centre except they literally have no one else capable of playing with McDavid.
  2. Clearly the PP strategy is to lull the opposition into a false sense of security.
  3. Awesome Goalie Celebration

    Goalies who wear their catching glove on their left hand have to shoot left. Both Luongo and Schneider both naturally shoot right (as you can see in the video), hence why they're such average puckhandlers with their goalie gear on.
  4. [Report] Radko Gudas suspended 10 games

    Did Bieksa kill Gudas' remaining brain cells with that punch? What an idiot, he's lucky that 10 games is considered harsh by NHL standards.
  5. Awesome Goalie Celebration

    Reminds me of Reto Berra celebrating a goal a few years back, except there wasn't any salty-ass, coat-tailing his way to three Cups loser like Colin Fraser getting in his face afterwards.
  6. [PGT] Vegas Golden Knights vs. Vancouver Canucks

    Jake also happens to be one of the youngest players on the team. It wasn't mentioned by the person you were quoting, but they're aren't answering those questions dead-seriously. Players like to make fun of each other like that all the time. Remember when MDZ was named one of Canada's top 25 eligible bachelors? His teammates couldn't stop teasing him. If it's true that Virtanen isn't well-liked by the coaching staff or his teammates, you probably wouldn't find evidence of it in that clip. The whole point of videos like those is to amuse people, not micro-analyze the players' answers. Here's one from a couple years back when they asked the team who the worst driver was:
  7. So this is what the US Navy does when they're bored:

     

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    2. SabreFan1
    3. Jimmy McGill

      Jimmy McGill

      @SabreFan1 thats too funny, i thought for sure it was just photoshopped 

    4. SabreFan1

      SabreFan1

      It was all over social media yesterday.  Those pilots are probably going to be retiring from the navy and flying airliners soon now that they've pretty much killed any chances of advancing any higher than their current ranks.

       

      Giant sky penises don't really scream out, "I'm high level officer material". :lol:

  8. Elias Pettersson | C/LW

    Pettersson has the patience to wait for the defenceman to slide out of the shooting lane before firing it far post. That inch of space he put the puck in wouldn't have been there if he had shot even a half second earlier. Just shows how smart he is.
  9. [GDT] Around the NHL | November (12-18) 2017

    5 minute spearing major, good job Tkachunk.
  10. [GDT] Around the NHL | November (12-18) 2017

    What an embarrassment:
  11. Canucks Players' Nicknames

    Virtanen is apparently known as "Big Tuna". Got it while he was in Utica, for some reason.
  12. It wasn't a cross-check, Meier hit Del Zotto in the face with the butt end of the stick. In any event, there's a reason he got tossed from the game. Completely unnecessary and dangerous. Burns got a two-game suspension for butt-ending Steve Bernier in the face back in 2010, so I wouldn't be shocked to see Meier get some games. Who knows with this DOPS, though.
  13. I'd suggest using the contract as toilet paper but that would be disrespectful to all our asses.
  14. Brock Boeser | #6 | Right Wing

    Boeser's high school baseball teammate was killed in a car accident the August before the draft. He's one of the two people Boeser wears #6 in honour of (the other is his father). There's an entire article written about the adversity he had to deal with during his draft year. I'm amazed he's been able to overcome it all: http://www.startribune.com/life-has-tested-burnsville-s-boeser-a-likley-nhl-first-round-pick/309430711/