' When people ask you what was the year of confederation, do you say "one thousand eight hundred and sixty-seven?" No, because you didn't pay attention in school and you have no idea. But if you did know, you'd just say "eighteen sixty-seven." '
Best line, by far. Something I realized, though - a lot of people accidentally say "two-ten" when they're trying to say "twenty-ten," most likely because they're used to saying "two-thousand and nine." Oh, well - one will only have to get used to it, I guess.