"This is it, the best time. No other time has been as great as this time, and will never be as great as I am. People always tell me I'm doing the best, and they're right. But some people, and we all know these types of people, we've all met them before, they just can't handle the fact that I'm the best. They're trying to weasel & worm me out, and it's ugly & it's pathetic, just like they're pathetic losers who can't do what I do. Nobody can, & nobody will. I'm the most intelligent, the most brainy, and it's almost unbelievable how intelligent I am. I almost can't believe it myself."
- Dennis Upstage
Despite the awe inspiring greatness of the Commander-In-Chief, there are those who seek to unravel & undo his great works, to dismantle his legacy. Perhaps they are indeed working toward the greater good, but for now these folks are known by a very cringe-worthy pejorative: Whistleblower. Seeking to usurp the Commander-In-Chief, these dissidents use any and all available means to that end. But the Commander-In-Chief is not alone...his support is vast, not only amongst the uneducated rabble that flock to his conventions, but the powerful & influential as well. These people are known as Loyalists. Sure, there's been scandal...people have been grabbed & groped, corruption seems to spill from every orifice, cocaine was a part of the campaign, & combovers a way of life...but is any of this reason to usurp the Commander-In-Chief? Only time will tell.
Sign Ups are open. Roles will be decided based on player numbers.
2. Master Radishes