I can't stop ordering clothes online!
Most of them fit me, and that's fine...I'll never wear them outside, cuz I think it's disrespectful to our national textile industry to wear clothing that was assembled in a foreign land. But I can't help it! I'm addicted to the low low prices & free shipping.
The real problem is the clothes that DON'T fit me....I have real reservations about returning online purchases, I don't want to put my return address on the package in case someone steals my identity. So.....I burn the clothes. Which isn't so bad, except the pollution...there's a lot of black smoke & my neighbor has PTSD & Chron's disease, so the smoke is really bad for her. She never asks me to stop, but once I hear her on the toilet, I know it's because of my clothing fire.
I try to burn the clothes as fast as possible, so I find dumping large amounts of kerosene on the clothes really helps...but then I get all woozy! Oh well, that's the price we pay for haute couture I guess.