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  1. 3-6 month old beer tastes disgusting.

    1. Lil B From The Pack
    2. luckylager


      How did it get so old?


      That's blasphemy. Don't tell anyone at your new job

  2. Got a new job at a brewing company.

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    2. Sean Monahan

      Sean Monahan

      Persephone Pale Ale is a top 3 favorite beer for me. Well done Qwags.



    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Nice! Congratulations and cheers!

    4. chon derry

      chon derry

      so if I rent a 1 ton uhaul.........never  mind.  I dont even drink.

  3. How many games does Kadri get, if any?

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      The first round. Just for being a prick, nothing to do with the hit

    3. debluvscanucks


      Well considering he'd like to slit throats, should probably be forever?

    4. PhillipBlunt


      He's a Maple Leaf. Immune to the DoP(e)S

  4. 23.3% chance at a lottery pick. One last bit of Sedinery?

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    2. Nuxfanabroad


      To complement the Green-ery?

    3. Xbox


      In the 2019 draft there's two Swedish twin brothers. They just so happen to wear #44 and #55 as well. I really hope Vancouver gets them.

    4. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Send them to the lottery drawing!

  5. TF am I going to occupy myself with this offseason?

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    2. BananaMash


      Eastside Hockey Manager 

    3. The Brahma Bull
    4. Baer.


      wake me up on the 28th

  6. I know tonight was all about the Sedins, but my god, Leipsic's goal was disgusting.

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    2. RetroCanuck


      Beauty goal! Might be nice to have a speed line in coming years of 


      and then a super skilled line of


      *drools* at the possibilities and then remember the third line might be



    3. Rounoush


      I honestly wanted to see him or Gaudette with the Sedins tonight. They both looked great.

    4. Phil_314



  7. Anyone but Bo being captain next season would be a massive PR mistake.

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    2. J-23


      The more I think about it, I wouldn't be shocked if Edler received the C.

    3. 48MPHSlapShot


      Agreed. Just strictly from a PR perspective, if you're trying to sell "the future", giving the C to someone like Edler or some other stopgap would be extremely counterproductive.

    4. Hairy Kneel

      Hairy Kneel

      Thinking about it, we need someone that relates to the refs well, so maybe Sutter. 

      Sutters are the NHL wikipedia, one phone call and he can call any of his Uncle's :)

  8. Brian Johnson's vocals should never be paired with anything but Malcolm Young's guitar.

  9. Existence is pain. 

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Quoting you:


    2. HerrDrFunk


      "There are no gains without pains."

    3. Undrafted



      We suffer.  But why?

  10. Anyone here play Elite: Dangerous?

  11. Oh good, new rep markers.

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      @-AJ-  We'll probably go through 3 updates of the forum software by then anyway.

    3. Roberts


      I miss + reputation and - reputation only

    4. Coconuts


      a n g e r y r e a c t s o n l y

  12. Where does one find the simulate until draft button?

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    2. RetroCanuck



    3. HerrDrFunk


      @Tre Mac I would have saved after every game with this team's luck.

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Just get blackout drunk every day. Same effect.

  13. Had a dream Ovi was traded for Karlsson. 

    1. ken kaniff

      ken kaniff

      William Karlsson

  14. Anyone else think Green should sit Boeser for a game or two?

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    2. Tystick


      Probably would get him going again.

      I don't see an issue with doing that.

    3. NUCKER67


      Boeser did look tired against SJ, and with the Calder getting more and more out of reach, that trophy shouldn`t be a focus. Brock will score 30+ goals for us in his rookie (shortened) season. He was also the best player at the All Star game (while Barzal rested). Amazing. Im really excited about his future with the team. 

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Boeser's been getting double-shifted quite often over the last few weeks. I'd hesitate to outright scratch him, but the team could probably benefit from limiting his minutes a bit.

  15. Happy Singles' Appreciation Day, everyone.

  16. Listening to the Philly police scanner. My God.

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    2. Ghostsof1915


      Where you listening?

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Listen here: https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/4603/web


      I can't say I'm surprised, but I don't blame them. They've waited a long-ass time for this.

    4. Qwags


      Not surprised either. Still think we take the Riot Bowl on this one.

  17. Brendan Gaunce? No, Brendan Gaud.

    1. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Are you on r/canucks?

    2. AlwaysACanuckFan
    3. Nuxfanabroad


      My Gaush, you guys is silly

  18. Feels good to have a player that draws attention. Boeser is the real deal.

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    2. -AJ-


      I would agree that Naslund and Bertuzzi got a lot attention in their heyday, but also agree that the twins probably never quite got their due.

    3. apollo


      good feel story. story feel guuud

    4. debluvscanucks


      Sure does.  We so deserve this...we've dealt with enough negative crap, it's nice to have something positive to talk about.

  19. I'm digging that new community poll. But do people really think MDZ is better than Hutton?

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    2. Jimmy McGill

      Jimmy McGill

      its a bit of a mystery, he's actually been ok on the PK so you'd think his decision making on the rest of his game would be better. 

    3. RetroCanuck


      I disagree, Hutton is better but has lost his confidence. Part of the reason he's been scratched more is because MDZ is a vet. Don't forget Stetcher was not in greens good books earlier this season but once he got some trust he's excelled. Give Hutton a break, some power play time and watch him succeed.

    4. Coconuts


      He's certainly not perfect but I've been pleasantly surprised at how well MDZ has played for us this season all things considered

  20. I forgot how funny Whose Line Is It Anyway is.

    1. -AJ-


      It really was a great show. I've only watched a bit of the new rendition.

    2. Green Building

      Green Building

      I watched the original pretty regularly, and found feeling it a lot less "scripted" than the rehash. One of my favourite sketches was random objects. 


      AJ you're not missing much with the new one as to me it's a shell of the original, but I'm sure it's still amusing to some.

    3. Ghostsof1915


      "Things you can say to your dog, but can't say to your girlfriend......"



  21. Here's to 2018. Hope for something special.

  22. Merry Christmas, boys and girls.

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      and old folks too? health to everyone.

    2. nux4lyfe
  23. Those on team tank, you're in luck. I'm making the next GDT, and am currently on a 6-game losing skid.

    1. ThaManbeast


      You do realize that the threads you make on an online forum have no bearing on whether the Canucks win or not, right? Tank nation has been in "luck" ever since Bo went down.

    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      I forgot I was on tap tonight XD

    3. -AJ-


      @ThaManbeast I'm pretty sure you're taking the post a wee bit too seriously.

  24. What's the Brocknosis?

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    2. Apples
    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      if it wasn't for bad luck, we'ld have no luck at all.  is there anyone left in uttica?

    4. Chip Kelly

      Chip Kelly

      Lower body Injury out 4-6 weeks Reid Boucher recalled. "Bouche"