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About CanuckMachine

  • Birthday 05/04/1911

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    Vancouver
  • Interests
    Canucks Hockey! Canuck Fights! Bone Crushing Canuck Hits! Anything that has to do with the Canucks putting the "Hurt" on another team! Watching other teams pain and suffering as a result of Canuck punishment!

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  1. F#@K! FU@#!*G! F@#KERS!

  2. "Hit to hurt-seek and destroy- sacrifice - play angry - put it all on the line- Pay the price - Pain is your friend - Do or die - Now or never - Win it all for your fans,friends,family,team,- Losing is no option!" Thats playoff hockey! If this isn't running through your mind, every second of every minute during every game, then you ain't ready to win!

  3. Pests: players who seek to agitate opponents and distract them from the game, without necessarily fighting them. The pest's primary role is to draw penalties from opposing players, thus "getting them off their game," while not actually intending to fight the opposition player (although exceptions to this do occur).

  4. An enforcer's job is to deter and respond to dirty or violent play by the opposition. When such play occurs, the enforcer is expected to respond aggressively, by fighting or checking the offender. Enforcers are expected to react particularly harshly to violence against star players or goalies.

  5. "For every minus I get, I Know I hit a nerve of some soft 'Ultra-Fem-Hockey-Queen" I love it!. "I hope to reach -1000"

    Tough hockey is here to stay. Get use to it.

  6. Hockey Pet Peeve #8

    Internet fans! I could be at a bar, or at a Canuck game, or anywhere in the general public, and people love good tough hardhitting in your face hockey. But the online fans don't , the internet fans are more "Ultra-Fem-Hockey-Queens".

  7. Thanks for viewing my profile!

  8. " Hockey is our sport! Because we are the only nation that is born into hockey culture. While everyone else has to follow."

    Love your country

    Love your city

    Love your Sport!

    " GO CANADA GO!"

  9. The "Finesse junkies " main weapon of choice on CDC is the "Minus Button"......((((LAUGHS)))

    Calgary Flames Jersey- 2 dollars

    Canuck Tickets- 150 dollars

    CDC believing the online reputation is "Real"- Priceless!

  10. Big Bang Theory :

    It's when a hockey team puts a hard hitting "Hit to Hurt" player on every line to create a physical presence on every shift for the entire game. Resulting in wearing the other team physically and mentally , while, creating energy and excitement for their team and fans.

  11. I hate Finesse-O-Holic fans! Part 3:

    The thing that makes me sick the most about these fans, is they ACTUALLY believe you can a Cup with skill by itself.Sorry folks, NO GRIT-NO GUTS-NO GLORY!. If you don't like the rough stuff, go watch tennis, leave hockey alone. Hockey is a tough sport, where only the strong survive. Always has been, always will be.

  12. Hockey Pet Peeve #7

    When a Ref waves our center out of the face-off circle, at the most crucial times.

  13. I hate Finesse-O-Holic fans! Part 2:

    Ever notice that whenever an enforcer is mentioned, there's like ten Finesse-O-Holic fans there to hate on him. Or label every big hit as "Dirty" . Or push for a suspension for anything an agitator does. These pink vultures are annoying attention seekers and should be ignored.

  14. I hate Finesse-O-Holic fans! These fans are a disease to the game. They hold soft, no hitting, no fighting, no emotion type of hockey on a pedestal. These pink team fans should always be brushed aside, otherwise they'll spread like pink fire.

  15. NHL QUOTE-

    Don Cherry : " Having sweet goal-scoring hands is good, but having hands that can knock an opponent out, as well as pot goals, is better."

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