It is true that Vancouver sports media are for the most part a bunch of pathetic little nerds with squeaky voices. What a bunch of chumps... it is truly embarrassing. I feel for any of the players that play here with these local media dweebs constantly asking the same lame questions. It must become so tiring after a while.
To any of the local media dorks reading this:
A: Get a deeper voice
B: Get a grip