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  1. Hairy Kneel

    One way or another 

    We gonna get one. 

    1. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      A real coach? :o

       

    2. Hairy Kneel

      Hairy Kneel

      That too. But I meant a cup. 

  2. Hairy Kneel

    Just passed my 8,000th post. 

    Go Nucks Go!!! :towel:

    1. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      There's an interesting medical study on the number of one's internet postings, in relation to their lifetime alcohol units consumed. You'd best sit down for this spiel, HK! :^)

    2. -Vintage Canuck-

      -Vintage Canuck-

      Congrats! I wonder what my 8,000th post was.

    3. Nuxfanabroad

      Nuxfanabroad

      VC, You'd best read my comment sitting, as well!

  3. Hairy Kneel

    Had a dream I was playing for the Canucks. I was on D and retrieved the puck in our zone. I saw they were taking their time with their line change so I skated the puck hard in transition, they weren't expecting that. As I crossed the blueline and headed for the net I could feel the defenders closing in,I was losing time and space so I turned and drifted butt first toward the crease setting up a screen as I looked to throw the puck back, I dropped it to where Petie was able to skate onto it and blast a slapper from inside the blueline. I braced myself for the shot, I could feel my face contorting in hopes of not getting hit. The puck grazed passed me, and two players draped all over me, passed the surprised goalie, and found the back of the net.

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      That wasn't a dream. You used to play for the Canucks but suffered too many concussions and now have problems discerning reality from dreams.

       

      The goal you're describing came in game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals against the Leafs. It was the GWG. You're a hero.

    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      I had a similar dream, but my pass was to Edler, who broke his stick when shooting to puck into an opponent’s shin pads.  

  4. Hairy Kneel

    I think Smyl should go to the draft.

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    1. ReggieBush

      ReggieBush

      Or Thomas Gradin. Maybe some swedish luck?

    2. Hairy Kneel

      Hairy Kneel

      Fly him in!

  5. Hairy Kneel

    I just got a scam email for etransfer of $458.00 from "CRA"

    VANCOUVER — The CRA warning the public of a recent scam involving email money transfers. It wants to remind the public the CRA will only send payments by direct deposit or by cheque, never by email money transfer.

    There have been many reports of people receiving texts from an unknown number asking the user to click on a link to deposit their income tax return. Do not click on the link. There is also another version of the text message, telling people they need to unlock their account: 

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    2. Odd.

      Odd.

      Also have the FAQ's just to appear professional haha

    3. Tre Mac

      Tre Mac

      Nothing beats a call from India by some guy named "Frank" asking me for my PC credentials.  I trolled him good for about 5 min.  'You can't hustle a hustler Frank" in my worst east indian accent.

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Love the stories of people putting their kids on the line:   "hold on one moment please...."   Three year old takes over the conversation.  You can almost feel the pain at the other end of the line.

       

      I trolled the Google Ad people once...they called our business daily, despite being asked to stop.  So, the next call they made, I was ready for them.  In my craziest cat lady voice:    

       

      "Google?  I LOVE Googles...I have 3.  Do you have blue ones?...I need a blue one please.  How much are they?...is there a sale today".  Click.  Didn't call back for months.  We had a great giggle in the office.

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