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  1. Fun Fact: If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. :lol:

    1. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Fun Fact: Chuck Norris removed his closet, and Bruce Lee is now homeless. 

    2. goalie13

      goalie13

      You can trump the Chuck Norris play by spelling Bruce Lee, connecting through any of the letters in Chuck Norris, and a triple word score.

    3. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Fun Fact: Bruce Lee can't be played connecting through Chuck Norris, because once Chuck Norris is played the game is already over.

  2. So what's plan B if Demko gets injured? Halak.... Demko had a minor lower body injury in morning skate last season, what's to say something doesn't happen this upcoming season? Holtby struggled when facing that many shots under Greens system, I don't believe Halak will be much better, but if Demko does get hurt this team imo will be in huge trouble. 

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    2. Herberts Vasiljevs

      Herberts Vasiljevs

      That's precisely why Halak was brought in...

    3. goog16

      goog16

      what about that Zamboni driver for the leafs???

    4. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      @Herberts Vasiljevs Do you then believe Halak is better then Holtby? Cause that would make your statement more accurate, but I don't believe that's the case. Halak is here so Demko can have an off day so he doesn't play every game and cheaper than Holtby, Halak wasn't brought in to be #1 if Demko gets hurt, they had that in Holtby but decided a cheaper route.

       

       

  3. Now I know why all the pro-Benning people are on the attack on the anti-Benning people, they've been waiting 7 years for this :lol:

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    2. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Criticized his past failures well....

       

      Full House Reaction GIF

       

       

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      @ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Are we done here? I think our conversation has reached its usefulness. You don't seem capable of weighing multiple factors.

       

    4. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      I don't know are we? Am I going to be tag in a topic tomorrow again by you wanting to discuss this?

  4. He's back :frantic:

     

     

    1. Bad_BOI_pete

      Bad_BOI_pete

      you should be thrown in jail for this cliff hanger of a status update. 

      arnold schwarzenegger smoking GIF by hoppip

    2. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      @Petey_BOI Well Arnold is signed up for T7 if that helps :lol: so I guess he will be back as well

    3. Bad_BOI_pete

      Bad_BOI_pete

      Just spreading my joy. I’m not even sure if the bars would hold ya

  5. Rumor is Edler came on CDC yesterday and saw how upset ChuckNorris was and decided to not sign here.

     

    Proud Of You Reaction GIF

  6. Something about this tweet just makes me laugh :lol:

     

     

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    2. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      The comment section is great laughs also :lol:

    3. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Even Loui’s mom won’t call him.

    4. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      I need someone for before school care for September, maybe I should give a call.

  7. What about UFA Jamie Oleksiak for Canucks on Defense? 

     

     

    https://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=117317

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    2. PhillipBlunt

      PhillipBlunt

      @#CanucksImagine the ice that he and Myers could cover as a pairing. 

    3. NHL'er

      NHL'er

      He could satisfy all that thirtiness for Tryamkin 

    4. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      He's definitely someone I would consider if I'm the Canucks, obviously not over paying but he's due for a bump, but that added size on our blueline would be a huge help imo, I wouldn't pair him with Myers spread that size out would be nice imo. The other option would be making a trade with the Jets to aquire Logan Stanley, but I kind of like Oleksiak because he's a UFA and won't cost trade picks or prospects, but Logan Stanley is interesting due to his younger age and big size.

       

       

  8. Chuck Norris just doesn't care anymore, the gloves are off for good, no more holding back, going to be blunt about everything and if that pisses you off then go ahead and click that ignore button, because Chuck isn't stopping. 

  9. I used to disagree with posters claiming this team is the new Keenan/Messier era again, but it's really starting to feel like that again especially with how poorly they played this year, even with covid, they played some very poor games prior to having covid this year, and now it's looking like a gongshow :unsure:

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    2. JM_

      JM_

      sorry Chuck it isn't, the guys push to win even today. 

    3. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Let me guess the Canucks were outshot in the game today....

       

      Yup 28-21, if there was enough push they would be outshoting their opponents, get a new coach and hopefully see some real push to win.

       

       

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Canucks Drama Central. 

  10. Has anyone ever ordered/asked for a beefburger before? When they say you want a hamburger? No I don't want ham on my burger :bigblush:

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      There's always one like that. 

  11. The news is saying multiple Canucks test postive for covid now, I think they said 8 players....

  12. So BC on April 1st 2021 during a pandemic decides it's a good idea to make people pay more for heat in their house, and gas for their cars to drive to work when BC already pays the highest across Canada. This province is the JOKE today.

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    2. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Don't get me started on restaurants, inside dining should of been shut down from the beginning if this province really cared about this virus to begin with. Hey there's a virus out there and to stop it from spreading we need to wear a mask, but hey let's let you go hang out inside an inclossed space with your mask off, it's not like the virus spreads at all when you have your mask off.

    3. canuktravella

      canuktravella

       in all reality if govvernment had locked the border  a yr  ago wed all be at bars and restaurants  not having any worries  but now people in hospitality industry and small business are going bankrupt its fully bs   no reason when international anyone is coming to canada and albertans and ontario people shouldnt be allowed in province either.  thats why the province covid numbers are skyrocketing  o ya and why are kid germ spreaders still in school explain that one to me after the familys go off on spring vacation 

    4. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Yeah it's a joke in how they have handled it, instead of trying to eliminate the virus it's all about containing it and prolonging it and how to manage life with it, instead of trying to live life without. 

  13. Many people used to say the Sedins were holding this team back and why they wanted them to retire, so what's still holding this team back then now?

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    2. Johnny Torts

      Johnny Torts

      Sarcasm newbie

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      It's "fans" being ungrateful for the Sedins.

    4. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      @Johnny Torts. I’m stupid.:P

  14. There is the Chaosthread 3000 and the Choasthread 3000 which one is better? 

    1. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Chuck Norris doesn't use a cup.  They're already bulletproof:ph34r:

    2. ChuckNORRIS4Cup
  15. Harrison Ford to return as Indiana Jones for 5th and final time.

     

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55270909

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    2. Ghostsof1915
    3. TNucks1

      TNucks1

      please dont crystal skull this one please.

    4. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i hope they have a large supply of geritol or lots of stunt men.

  16. How do you delete your profile on here? Tried asking an admin but they obviously can't reply back, and really don't want to be part of this bias opinionated board anymore.

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    2. morrissex95

      morrissex95

      @Dazzle @ChuckNORRIS4Cup  I'm interested in knowing which admin you're talking about as well.

       

      Also Chuck stay on here man you'll be missed 

    3. VforVasili

      VforVasili

      Huh. As an observer with no dog in this fight I saw the whole exchange and it looked like you went off on a rant about firing Green in the GDT a couple of times in a row, Deb told you to stop and keep that outside the gdt and you didn’t stop and started beaking her. I don’t know either of you very well so that was the impression you gave off. Was there something more to it than that?

       

      All I would say is take some deep breaths and maybe ask yourself honestly if your actions contributed to the injustice you are angry about. 

    4. Xbox

      Xbox

      @ChuckNORRIS4Cup Understandable. Hopefully I'll see ya in r/Canucks and r/TorontoBlueJays. Take care 

  17. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      best wishes for xmas chuckycup.

    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      ok, I know this is REALLY OLD but I don't care lol:

       

      santa-claus-was-real-until-he-forgot-my-

  18. So I found out yesterday how Toxic Twitter can be, still shocked. I decided to tweet someone who was responding to a Trump tweet, and what happened after that, was ridiculous. I had 5 people attacking me, 1 of them started going through all my past tweet history to spew fake stuff, started calling me homophobic names, literally harassed me all day. So I ended up blocking that person, get on Twitter today and there's a new person now picking up from the guy I blocked had about 12 replies from them, but what shocks me the most is they try to claim they're Veterans, I feel sorry for the real Veterans because these trolls are really putting a bad image for real vets.

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      Keyboard warriors.

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Don't use Twitter for anything except reading hockey-related news. No tweets, no retweets, no likes.

    4. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Look I do like to get under some peoples skin sometimes, and I'm pretty good at it tbh :lol:, hence why I said above I'm not looking for sympathy from anyone, but I've never been attacked like that before. The person spent 14 hours yesterday doing it to me, I think it was all the homophobic responses he kept sending that shocked me the most I won't do that to people, but all of it was because I posted an image of the fox poll they released about a week ago showing 54 or something percent wanted Trump impeached, all over a photo :bigblush:

  19. You know you made it big when... You have the MOST liked comment on an Ellen DeGeneres video :lol:

     

     

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      Did people like it for the comment, or because they were afraid to not give the thumbs up to Chuck Norris?

    2. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      So after getting 3.5K likes in 1 day and having the most likes, it just randomly stopped growing, while I watched other comments still grow in likes, so I was confused. Then I went to the video on a different device not signed into YouTube and my comment was no where to be found... Which means that who ever is controling Ellen DeGeneres YouTube channel has decided to block my comment from viewing, what a joke.

  20. Tesla researcher says new Battery could last 1 Million Miles, definitely will be interesting if they can make this...

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    2. Alflives

      Alflives

      We could say goodbye to combustion engines if this is true.  I’d really like to see this happen in my lifetime. 

    3. LordCanuck

      LordCanuck

      I wasnt saying just tesla, electric cars are less expensive to run, have a tonne of less moving parts and most batteries today last longer than the frame or drive train will last. As we go alone parts will get cheaper. cars will get cheaper.

       

      all current teslas out of warranty started out at over 100,000 dollars each, no duh parts will be expensive

    4. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Obviously comparing a gas vehicle to an electric vehicle car driving side by side the electric car will cost you less to have it move duh, but doesn't mean it will cost you less in the long run or when issues start to happen and repairs need to be done, until like I said before you replied when they start becoming more popular and people start buying them more then the parts start getting cheaper because they're producing more, hence why I said down the road is when I'll look at switching then it will be cheaper for sure.

       

      But hold up these companies are giving warranty for 100,000 miles or up to 8 years because that's the estimated life of the batteries and you're going to say a frame of a vehicle will not outlast that? Lol what?

  21. What's really on my mind? What it will actually take to trade for Marner :ph34r:

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      I dunno, Dubas has already established himself to be a pretty huge idiot.  I wouldn't put it past him to already have some substance abuse issues.

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      Ummnnn - why does Wikipedia say he's a Canuck???

       

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_Marner

       

       

      marner01.png

    4. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      @Heretic TO fans don't know how to use wikipedia. 

  22. Should Canucks make an offer sheet for Marner?

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    2. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      That's why they trade Sutter and get the conditional first back, you guys tripping it's all good Benning got this.:emot-parrot:

    3. luckylager

      luckylager

      Lmao

      Sutter for a first... Don't we all wish eh!

    4. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Well you never know, next year's draft is rumored to be a weak one not as strong as the one we just had, hence why Benning I believe was willing to trade the 1st pick away, and maybe another team is willing to do the same, Sutter and a Prospect for a conditional 1st back, you never know...

  23. I like when you go to Edit Profile and they have a box there to add your ICQ still OLD SCHOOL :towel:

    1. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      I got a message from Alf on how to get his 56K modem to work.:P

    2. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      AOL dial up, call him and shut his internet down :lol:

  24. Vancouver Canadians being televised for the first time on Sportsnet Pacific pretty cool!

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    2. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      A Vancouver team that has won the championship within the past few years.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Rogers running out of bandwidth?

      Choppy broadcast feed. 

       

    4. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      It was good to see them win, sucks that older lady took the ball off the head though, hope she's okay.

  25. NHL 19 FREE this month on Xbox One!

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    2. MeanSeanBean

      MeanSeanBean

      is this just the xbox live thing? 

    3. ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      ChuckNORRIS4Cup

      Yes you need to have Xbox live on Xbox One, I don't have PlayStation so no clue for them.

    4. MeanSeanBean

      MeanSeanBean

      Sorry I meant a gold lice or whatever instead of ea. It's at 95% now. Looking forward to some be a GM with the fun scouting

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