Buckeye Fruit

Love the guy but he came off kind of snippy with the dinosaur prank...."thats why you come to the rink early"?

This just in: Astronauts abord the International Space Station have spotted Gary Bettman's erection from space.

There is nothing in the entire internet that sums up my feelings for MG than the 5 second video below...

All we have to do is get an 8 goal lead to be safe

7ack......

Edit...never mind f it

Canucks could win. In a parallel universe, we are the cup favorites you know In another parallel universe I get paid to watch hockey, service supermodels and race the cops in ferraris' with full diplomatic immunity. I pretty much hate this here universe Sigh...go Canucks go.

MONKEYS! WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH MONKEYS RUNNING THIS CLUB! MONKEYS I SAY!

Great. Thanks MG. Let's go ahead and trade kesler for a late draft pic and an AHL'er and while you're at it, kick me square in the nuts.

If they can't get up for this, they can't get up. Honestly, I would be ok with a loss as long as they put up a good fight, keep it close and don't tolerate any bullsheet. That said, I think the boys throw down tonight and turn the season around with a dominate performance. F the Bruins and every Masshole in Boston. Obnoxious illiterate sub human Boston sports punks. A city full of top universities and a populace that could never qualify to attend them. What a waste. What a joke...F-em all! Go Canucks go!

Time to slap around the red wangs. Canucks 4 Wangs 2 Beast, Badger, Kasquatch, Tostito GO CANUCKS GO!!!

So which jet gets the maillot jaune ?

At least we have a savy GM who can wheel and deal, not afraid to make bold moves, has a movable roster..... Oh wait.... At least the Jackets are doing well.

Meh.

Monkey bits n sauce all over the ice when Bur gets a Hat tricky icky icky. Werd GO CANUCKS GO