Buckeye Fruit

Love the guy but he came off kind of snippy with the dinosaur prank...."thats why you come to the rink early"?

This just in: Astronauts abord the International Space Station have spotted Gary Bettman's erection from space.

There is nothing in the entire internet that sums up my feelings for MG than the 5 second video below...

All we have to do is get an 8 goal lead to be safe

7ack......

Edit...never mind f it

Canucks could win. In a parallel universe, we are the cup favorites you know In another parallel universe I get paid to watch hockey, service supermodels and race the cops in ferraris' with full diplomatic immunity. I pretty much hate this here universe Sigh...go Canucks go.

MONKEYS! WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH MONKEYS RUNNING THIS CLUB! MONKEYS I SAY!

Great. Thanks MG. Let's go ahead and trade kesler for a late draft pic and an AHL'er and while you're at it, kick me square in the nuts.

If they can't get up for this, they can't get up. Honestly, I would be ok with a loss as long as they put up a good fight, keep it close and don't tolerate any bullsheet. That said, I think the boys throw down tonight and turn the season around with a dominate performance. F the Bruins and every Masshole in Boston. Obnoxious illiterate sub human Boston sports punks. A city full of top universities and a populace that could never qualify to attend them. What a waste. What a joke...F-em all! Go Canucks go!

Time to slap around the red wangs. Canucks 4 Wangs 2 Beast, Badger, Kasquatch, Tostito GO CANUCKS GO!!!

So which jet gets the maillot jaune ?

At least we have a savy GM who can wheel and deal, not afraid to make bold moves, has a movable roster..... Oh wait.... At least the Jackets are doing well.

Meh.

Monkey bits n sauce all over the ice when Bur gets a Hat tricky icky icky. Werd GO CANUCKS GO

Man, WHAT IS THE BFD!!!! He was not IN their dressing room, it was a hall way, close to where they do player interviews and the canucks room also. SOME YELLING IN A HALLWAY for eff sake. So annoyed at all the "that was so wrong, he deserves blah blah blah" He deserves a verbal warning to not do that. Thats it. That is what he deserves. What he will get will be as close to public execution as the league thinks it can get. He is a repeat offender (1 game suspension in 2009 for throwing a water bottle at a fan). He will get a previously unheard of punishment because that is what happens to canucks, always. Remember Rome hit in the finals...0.8 s late hit gets the worst suspension in SCF history. If he gets what I think he will get...a huge suspension and fine, I hope ownership goes to bat for him legally and get a court order to overturn the suspension..ie like Devil ownership did for Jim Schoenfeld after the "have another doughnut you fat pig" fight with Don Koharski.

He can play pretty damn good, and seems to be getting better. Also, he looks like a mad man and has a reputation of hurting people (accidentally and on purpose). He is feared and that is good. Anybody on the ice with him has to be thinking in the back of their minds they might get effed up bad (again, accidentally or on purpose)

Who's blood was all over the ice after the line brawl?

I have no problems with what Torts did. However because he is a Canuck, expect a previously unheard of punishment.

Torts needs to go after a ref. Get tossed. Who gives a frack. Corrupt NHL is corrupt.

Torts needs to go after a ref. Get tossed. Who gives a frack. Corrupt NHL is corrupt.

frack refs

Gmmg, this what u had mind?

I hope torts has wrecked that locker room by now. Hope some stars see some bench time cause goddamnit!

Wozniacki vs mchale doggammit! can't even get a federer match. Whats up with our echl goalies?