Tortorella's Rant

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  1. PC Gaming Thread

    Hey guys, play Hearts of Iron 4. It's crazy! This is the Asian theater right now I've got going on. The Soviet Comitern is massive, almost half the world after Germany got crushed and Stalin propped up a bunch of puppet nations:
  2. Donald J. Trump, 45th US President of the United States

    I'm not necessarily sure who should get credit, especially considering nothing has come to fruition yet. It's easy to talk, it's another thing to back it up. But I don't see how Dotard should receive much considering he was blasting his own secretary of state on Twitter for "wasting his time" trying to negotiate with them.
  3. Filling up gas in Jerry can

    You can certainly store it in Jerry cans. If you do choose to siphon it, remember that unleaded tastes a little tangy, supreme is kind of sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.
  4. Donald J. Trump, 45th US President of the United States

    Quick, bomb Chicago for poisoning its people
  5. Can't believe Marchand plays in the NHL. You see that guy and wonder why a large sewer rat is wearing a suit.
  6. Drugs, money laundering and real estate market

    The government makes too much money off casinos to give a $&!# about this. Another reason to live this place, it's so far gone it's pathetic.
  7. Well, Flyers fans always got their "Crosby sucks" chants to make themselves feel better
  8. The Workout Thread

    Definitely. The lift should improve considerably over the next few months all because your hands won't start giving out before the rest of you does
  9. The Workout Thread

    Kids at the gym driving $80,000 suvs they could never afford themselves. If they worked as hard pumping iron as they do spending dad's money, they would be jacked.
  10. Donald J. Trump, 45th US President of the United States

    Dreams are usually weird and way out in left field and don't make a whole helluva lot of sense. I had one last night where Donny Dotard was on the roadside with some tough looking elementary and high school kids for some reason trying to extort personal documents from a guy that happened to pull over for them in his VW shaggin'wagon. The guy offered the documents for $1,000 a piece. One of the fat, thick looking kids, reminiscent of a young Donald, punched the guy in the gut and winded him because of that. Then Donny was like, "Ooooh, doesn't feel too good now, does it?" And I thought after I woke up that something like this wouldn't actually surprise me at all. Anyway, felt like sharing - early morning brain dump..
  11. Korean peace?

    Don't get your hopes too high. Dotard will ruin it with a stupid tweet, or something.
  12. Maybe. If anyone can $&!# the bed, it's that team.
  13. Kings are done and it's a shame the Knights got off so easy. I can totally see them walking right to the final as the other teams beat the piss out of each other.
  14. [Rumor] Canucks interested in Tyler Bozak

    Must be an Aquilini move because it makes no &^@#ing sense.
  15. The Workout Thread

    My strength is, was. I never got past 315 without straps, but worked up to 500 with them. Probably couldn't do much more than 400 without them. They make a massive difference. It's that or constantly work on your hand strength with those squeeze grip deals, or holding heavy dumbbells as long as you can