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  1. I love squidbillies

  2. You take the venom out of a cobra and what to you got? A belt "quagmire"

  3. Earth first, we will drill the other planets later.

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    2. peener

      peener

      drill me first

    3. Gooby

      Gooby

      Don't say you didn't ask for it peens

    4. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      I'll show you my peens.

  4. If we are not cursed already I have a feeling this will be Curse of the Bambino Vancouver Canucks style.

    1. TIGER SINGH

      TIGER SINGH

      So Roberto Luongo is Babe Ruth then?

    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      You have Noheart.

    3. Noheart

      Noheart

      Yes you are both correct.

  5. I have worked in the USA for 2 years and just realized today that they do not have, and have never herd of smarties. That's a deal breaker if I'm a UFA.

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    2. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      You dont have them....... Way to miss the whole point of this status Chilis! GEEZ AMERICANS!

    3. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      Coffee Crisp is great, Smarties are bottom tier chocolate though

    4. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      Wow I'm never going back to that now forbidden land

  6. My body is like this To decrease 50% protein, 25% fat, 25% carbs under BMR Maintain - Same thing @ BMR To get fat 50% or more carbs aka drinking beer I don't know what it is but my body hates carbs, if I eat too much I can't stop farting and feel like crap. My metabolism seems to get pissed off too. People suggest I'm a no Gluten guy but I have a phobia of doctors so Ill never know. Cave men ate a low carb diet, maybe I'm just a slow evolver Probably the easiest way to track food is an awesome little app called lose it
  7. Again I do it a bit strange but it's the only way I keep up intensity without getting bored. I do (2)20-30 min workouts per day, 3 on 1 off. 1-morning after cardio 1-early evening I work one muscle for the most part per 20-30 min workout until failure. Alternate 3 exercises with no rest Example decline flys Incline bench Cable cross over Then 3 more Incline flys Decline bench Peck deck Then Dips Push-ups Pull-ups Seems like a lot but it goes fast, do your best don't worry about weight only form. If you are just starting a set program might be the way to go. I did that years ago then slowly moved into this kinda stuff when I saw a mental army guy doing it at the gym. He was in and out in 20 mins and worked 100x harder than me and my 1hr For protein I like ISO Flex but my needs are different then yours. You wanna gain WT drink a lot of beer It's the reason I battle with WT
  8. My body works differently, if I eat lean I stay lean, If I eat a pile of carbs and fat I get fat. I work out aggressivly cause I get bored counting and tracking I don't give a crap how many tons I move, if I do all I can do it's always enough, I fail with 3 reps, I fail with 30 reps who knows, who cares.
  9. I'm not sure if the Jay's are for real or not but it sure was nice to cheer for them again. Even if the fall off the planet

  10. @strombone1: Maybe the Blue Jays need a goalie to catch RA Dickey? Just sayin.......
  11. You do need a pile of protein and calories. Although I have never had to worry about putting on Wt so I'm not an expert Other keys that are just as important, work out to full failure I can't stand going to the gym and seeing retards do 12 reps then stop, look in the mirror, repeat. If you want your muscles to grow make them grow, fail evertime. Don't worry about the Wt you have on worry about form, tune out everything and focus on the muscle you are working. Again you see guys wobbling back and forth tying to get to the "set" reps. The biggest breakthrough for me was when I started to push or lift fast and explosive and let down or come down really really slow. It increased my power significantly. Taking in all the calories in the world won't make you grow muscle if you don't work extremely hard. I work out for 30-45 mins with no rests and completly fail every time I end a set I have done this for years and its worked for me. I don't even count my reps anymore If you don't feel like barfing then you aren't working hard enough. Take your body to its absolute max and it will respond with growth. A super good website is http://scoobysworkshop.com/ He is a total weirdo that put this non profit website together cause he is totally mental. But let me tell you he has some excellent cheap and effective alternatives to supplements and roids and he does it all from home.
  12. How about do what created the worlds biggest back? People say Dorin Yates use to take his body to such extreme failure that he would vomit, pass out and even poop his pants
  13. I hate basketball so dam much, but I hate the heat more, so much that I'm watching to see them lose. Does this mean I like basketball?

  14. I like my calories from protein, it helps with muscle growth. One could eat ice creme all day and stay below your BMR but that ain't giving you energy to make muscle
  15. It's simple, eat 1g of protein per pound you weigh Try to follow a 50% protein total daily intake. Try to keep fats at 30-40g and fill the rest with carbs from fruit and oats. When you lift, do not worry about weight worry about form Lift fast, let down slow, with full range of motion. If you curl, put your back against the wall and rather than concentrate on the number of reps and weight you are lifting concentrate on keeping your back against the wall until you fail. As soon as you can't keep your form, drop it. Form till fail!!! Same with flys or bench, as soon as you lift your feet your done.
  16. 30mg of ephedrine, 40mg of caffeine, 10mg of aspirin and the fat will melt off 30 times faster than normal. Don't listen to the people that say ephedrine will kill you, it will if you are a retard, like 300mg retard. It's perfectly legal and sold at GNC in 8mg tablets in a bottle of 25 I believe
  17. Anyone ever squeeze their nostrils together to smell your snot?

  18. If someone can make photo shop magic, we need to make fun of Couture's Massive teeth

  19. Anyone have a linked in account? At first I though wow this is cool now they want my money.

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      you don't need to pay for LinkedIn - only if you want "extra" features...

  20. In a grade 7 inventor fair I painted a toilet seat fluorescent green and called it a glow in the dark toilet seat. I won 1st prize, why didn't I follow through with it? That's a wicked idea.

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Just the other day I had to use a bathroom without a window while the power was out. I was lucky that I have a good aim and knew the place like the back of my hand, else something would've been sprayed. That toilet seat would've been a godsend -- I think you have a market.

    3. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      Go onto Dragon's Den with that idea lol

    4. Noheart

      Noheart

      I totally should

  21. It's the Playoffs, Luongo is in net, it looks like I am a Luongo lover

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