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  1. JohnLocke

    #FireBenning 

    Get it trending on twitter boys. 

    Who's going to the town hall meeting? Rip Jim/Willie/Linden/Aquillini a new one please. 

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    2. canucklehead44

      canucklehead44

      Really? I live in Toronto, a lot of Leaf fans seem confused as to why we held onto our un-restricted free agents when we are sitting 8 points out of a playoff spot. 

    3. Western Red

      Western Red

      Stop this madness and cheer for another team.

    4. canucklehead44

      canucklehead44

      It is a little bit over the top, but maybe ownership needs to understand that the fan base supports a rebuild over a few extra meaningless wins. 

  2. JohnLocke

    Tila Tequila is correct. The world IS flat. It still hasn't been disproven yet. 
    You guys are all brainwashed from what the scientists say. They're just trying to keep us ignorant! 

  3. JohnLocke

    What are everyone's thoughts on the new Justin Bieber album?

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    2. hatedkid666

      hatedkid666

      just as bad as the rest of his discography 

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Waiting on Ariana Grande's new album

    4. Baka

      Baka

      I haven't heard it but it's prob amazing. Get it for me off my Amazon Wishlish

  4. JohnLocke

    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉRaise your Baertschis!ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

  5. JohnLocke

    Brock Boeser is gonna be real good

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Cool Hand Zhuke is gonna be real good

    2. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      he looks like hes gonna get huge.

    3. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      he looks like hes gonna get huge.

  6. JohnLocke

    Damn a little birdy said we're not signing Jordan Subban!

    1. Carl's Jn

      Carl's Jn

      he wants to go play with his brother in montreal

    2. JohnScott

      JohnScott

      wait what?! actually?

    3. Wash

      Wash

      Do we receive any compensation if he does not sign?

  7. JohnLocke

    Do I wear my jersey around UofA tomorrow?? Can I handle the beaks?

    1. Vrienzy

      Vrienzy

      Yes.

    2. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      They hate us cause they anus so yes.

  8. JohnLocke

    During the last few months of school, I couldn't wait for summer. Now I'm bored out of my mind and kind of wishing for school to start again...

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      There is another!!!

    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      Lol make up your mind already :^P

  9. JohnLocke

    For a second this afternoon, it was 4/8/15 16:23:42. Happy LOST day everybody! :)

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    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      You nerd :P

    3. Wash

      Wash

      That's awesome!

    4. Heretic

      Heretic

      Shoot...missed it...

  10. JohnLocke

    Go Chicago! Let's make it 3 cups in 5 years for this modern day dynasty.

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    2. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      Yeahhh buddy.

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      I just threw up all over my keyboard....

    4. Pears

      Pears

      Nah

  11. JohnLocke

    Go get your flu shots everybody!

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ^lol Why should I kill my immunity for your already weakened one ?

    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      #polio

    4. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      #viruseslivesmatter

  12. JohnLocke

    I ate 2 fudgesicles tonight

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    2. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      sam bennett gets so much redneck ass its not funny

    3. DarthNinja

      DarthNinja

      Just 2? u a lightweight son...an amateur!

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Obviously I'm only 1/9th of Sam Bennett

  13. JohnLocke

    I can't wait for the goalie controversy of 2018 between Markstrom and Demko

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    2. Grape

      Grape

      then Markstrom gets traded at the deadline for a bag of pickles.. and Canatta is forced into the starting role

    3. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      How about trade Cannata plus a 3rd round pick to the Bruins for Malcolm Subban and unite him with his bro in Utica.

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      and then trade demko to habs for PK subban and have the whole package. YOLO

  14. JohnLocke

    I CANT FEEL MY FACE WHEN IM WITH YOU... BUT I LOVE IT

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      She told me don't worry about it, she told me don't worry, no more

  15. JohnLocke

    I looked into the eye of this island... and what I saw was beautiful.

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    2. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Why do you find it so hard to believe?

    3. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      It's never been easy!

    4. Baka

      Baka

      Don't tell me what I can't do!

  16. JohnLocke

    I wish Ed Sheeran could sing with me at West Edmonton Mall

  17. JohnLocke

    I'm planning on wearing my Canucks jersey around UofA campus tomorrow. Hopefully I don't get beat up.

    1. brilac

      brilac

      I'm planning on wearing my jersey tomorrow and then my other jersey Thursday. I've been wearing my Canucks shirts since Sunday. Playoffs on my mind, that's all I think about.

  18. JohnLocke

    I've figured it out. CDC is where the most pessimistic Canucks fans are. Reddit /r Canucks is where the most optimistic Canucks fans are. HFCanucks is somewhere in between.

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    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Well this is a generalization of course. So yes, Apollo is an apollonomaly (great pun btw).

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      The Montreal Site has a Pessimist Thread and an Optimist Thread lol.

    4. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      ^bipolar PQ's ;)

  19. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke is not as sexy as...

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    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Krpten and Ilduce I can take, but Aladeen?! That's just insulting.

    3. CANUCK-EXPRESS

      CANUCK-EXPRESS

      Zayn Malik. That is a good looking dude.

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      Elmer fudd.

  20. JohnLocke

    Mafia is the best thing on CDC.

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    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      tru

    3. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      this

    4. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      lolz it gets boring with the same people every single time

  21. JohnLocke

    Majority NDP government overthrows 44 years of conservatives here in Alberta. Change is coming...

  22. JohnLocke

    My week in Vancouver has been excellent. This is such a great city!

    1. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      we are lucky to live here and near by! thanks for visiting and come again soon! :)

    2. Mike Vanderhoek

      Mike Vanderhoek

      I agree! I am on the Sunshine Coast spent the weekend in Vancouver and had an amazing time!

  23. JohnLocke

    No! Why didn't we resign Brandon McMillan?! That guy was too good.

  24. JohnLocke

    On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      May 6th

    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      April 1st

    3. Odd.

      Odd.

      21

  25. JohnLocke

    One day I wish to love somebody as much as Kanye loves himself.

    1. Webster6

      Webster6

      Yo, John, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but avelanch had one of best statuses of all time!

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