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  1. JohnLocke

    JohnLocke is not as sexy as...

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    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Krpten and Ilduce I can take, but Aladeen?! That's just insulting.

    3. CANUCK-EXPRESS

      CANUCK-EXPRESS

      Zayn Malik. That is a good looking dude.

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      Elmer fudd.

  2. JohnLocke

    I ate 2 fudgesicles tonight

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    2. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      sam bennett gets so much redneck ass its not funny

    3. DarthNinja

      DarthNinja

      Just 2? u a lightweight son...an amateur!

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Obviously I'm only 1/9th of Sam Bennett

  3. JohnLocke

    Go get your flu shots everybody!

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ^lol Why should I kill my immunity for your already weakened one ?

    3. Green Building

      Green Building

      #polio

    4. The Weasel

      The Weasel

      #viruseslivesmatter

  4. JohnLocke

    Olly from Game of Thrones looks like Jared McCann

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    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Horvat + Henrik = Jon + Ygritte? 

    3. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      RIP Olly

    4. LuckyLuciano

      LuckyLuciano

      Lol

  5. JohnLocke

    Thatcher Demko is signing tonight boys

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    2. CANUCK-EXPRESS

      CANUCK-EXPRESS

      You better be right or else they're coming for you.:lol:

    3. -Vintage Canuck-

      -Vintage Canuck-

      kanucks25, is that you?

    4. Gyllenhaal

      Gyllenhaal

      Oh S#$& he is. lol sorry Locke.

       

      http://thebostoncollegehockeyblog.blogspot.ca/2016/04/sources-demko-to-sign-with-vancouver.html

  6. JohnLocke

    Yay I have friends now! :)

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    2. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      Congrats! I just bought season 4 at bestbuy, what season did you get?

    3. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      I've only watched one season of friends... the first one. Unfortunately I don't have the effort level or time to finish it.

    4. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      Yeah, same thing happened to me when I first got Friends. Too lazy to keep up but I hung in there and now im on season four!

  7. JohnLocke

    I looked into the eye of this island... and what I saw was beautiful.

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    2. Captain Aerosex

      Captain Aerosex

      Why do you find it so hard to believe?

    3. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      It's never been easy!

    4. Baka

      Baka

      Don't tell me what I can't do!

  8. JohnLocke

    I've figured it out. CDC is where the most pessimistic Canucks fans are. Reddit /r Canucks is where the most optimistic Canucks fans are. HFCanucks is somewhere in between.

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    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Well this is a generalization of course. So yes, Apollo is an apollonomaly (great pun btw).

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      The Montreal Site has a Pessimist Thread and an Optimist Thread lol.

    4. Gstank29

      Gstank29

      ^bipolar PQ's ;)

  9. JohnLocke

    Go Chicago! Let's make it 3 cups in 5 years for this modern day dynasty.

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    2. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      Yeahhh buddy.

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      I just threw up all over my keyboard....

    4. Pears

      Pears

      Nah

  10. JohnLocke

    I can't wait for the goalie controversy of 2018 between Markstrom and Demko

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    2. Grape

      Grape

      then Markstrom gets traded at the deadline for a bag of pickles.. and Canatta is forced into the starting role

    3. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      How about trade Cannata plus a 3rd round pick to the Bruins for Malcolm Subban and unite him with his bro in Utica.

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      and then trade demko to habs for PK subban and have the whole package. YOLO

  11. JohnLocke

    Uhhhg this new CDC sucks. I'm old and I hate change. 

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    2. the last outlaw

      the last outlaw

      Guess we know how you voted in the election :lol:

    3. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      but you're not old

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      I feel old though... 

  12. JohnLocke

    What are everyone's thoughts on the new Justin Bieber album?

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    2. hatedkid666

      hatedkid666

      just as bad as the rest of his discography 

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Waiting on Ariana Grande's new album

    4. Baka

      Baka

      I haven't heard it but it's prob amazing. Get it for me off my Amazon Wishlish

  13. JohnLocke

    #FireBenning 

    Get it trending on twitter boys. 

    Who's going to the town hall meeting? Rip Jim/Willie/Linden/Aquillini a new one please. 

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    2. canucklehead44

      canucklehead44

      Really? I live in Toronto, a lot of Leaf fans seem confused as to why we held onto our un-restricted free agents when we are sitting 8 points out of a playoff spot. 

    3. Western Red

      Western Red

      Stop this madness and cheer for another team.

    4. canucklehead44

      canucklehead44

      It is a little bit over the top, but maybe ownership needs to understand that the fan base supports a rebuild over a few extra meaningless wins. 

  14. JohnLocke

    Zayn Malik left One Direction... I'm so sad =(

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    2. Chalky

      Chalky

      I guess he wanted to go in a new direction.

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      That's inZayn!!!

    4. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Looks like they're not going in One Direction anymore

  15. JohnLocke

    There's no fanbase I hate more in the NHL than the Canucks fanbase. Just reading through CDC today... Jeez

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    2. BanTSN

      BanTSN

      Boo hoo hoo.

    3. Salmonberries

      Salmonberries

      Get in line - everybody hates us.

    4. Salmonberries

      Salmonberries

      Get in line - everybody hates us.

  16. JohnLocke

    Took a nap and had a dream the Canucks beat the Flames 4-1. Go Canucks Go!

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      I'm feeling 5 goals for us tonight :D

    3. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      Better happen. I'm there tonight and I'm on like a 5-game winning streak when I go to games.

    4. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      You're welcome

  17. JohnLocke

    For a second this afternoon, it was 4/8/15 16:23:42. Happy LOST day everybody! :)

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    2. HerrDrFunk

      HerrDrFunk

      You nerd :P

    3. Wash

      Wash

      That's awesome!

    4. Heretic

      Heretic

      Shoot...missed it...

  18. JohnLocke

    Uptown funk you up

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    2. Mimerez

      Mimerez

      Water? Liquor!

    3. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      ^I'm a minor.

    4. Alchemy Time

      Alchemy Time

      lawl

  19. JohnLocke

    Mafia is the best thing on CDC.

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    2. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      tru

    3. Time Lord

      Time Lord

      this

    4. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      lolz it gets boring with the same people every single time

  20. JohnLocke

    The only winner from the Canadian teams this season is Edmonton

    1. The Magician

      The Magician

      Toronto for unloading Clarkson (somehow)

    2. 2SKATES1STICK

      2SKATES1STICK

      calgary won a round and still pick 15

    3. The Magician

      The Magician

      Looks like the only losers are Montreal and Vancouver

  21. JohnLocke

    Damn a little birdy said we're not signing Jordan Subban!

    1. Carl's Jn

      Carl's Jn

      he wants to go play with his brother in montreal

    2. JohnScott

      JohnScott

      wait what?! actually?

    3. Wash

      Wash

      Do we receive any compensation if he does not sign?

  22. JohnLocke

    Brock Boeser is gonna be real good

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Cool Hand Zhuke is gonna be real good

    2. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      he looks like hes gonna get huge.

    3. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      he looks like hes gonna get huge.

  23. JohnLocke

    On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

    1. Shift-4

      Shift-4

      May 6th

    2. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      April 1st

    3. Odd.

      Odd.

      21

  24. JohnLocke

    My week in Vancouver has been excellent. This is such a great city!

    1. milk and honey

      milk and honey

      we are lucky to live here and near by! thanks for visiting and come again soon! :)

    2. Mike Vanderhoek

      Mike Vanderhoek

      I agree! I am on the Sunshine Coast spent the weekend in Vancouver and had an amazing time!

  25. JohnLocke

    You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling. It's digging it's way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it.

    1. Edlerberry

      Edlerberry

      omg stfu

    2. JohnLocke

      JohnLocke

      Don't tell me what I can't do!

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