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BananaMash

Brad Marchand, you can reply to my status updates if you'd like.
Sep 14 2014 10:05 PM
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BananaMash

im moist 4 u bby
Sep 13 2014 01:15 PM
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BananaMash

Bure to Mogilny and Dal Colle. Dream team 2014.
Aug 20 2014 09:31 PM
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    Bure to Mogilny
    O Lord i regret posting what i did earlier a bout Ferguson as i saw it on facebook and re posted it but im not sure i got it enough to defend it and instead am now made fun of. I wont do it again thats for sure
    Aug 20 2014 10:12 PM
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    Kazmanian Devil
    I will not make fun of you anymore. Just Dal Colle
    Aug 20 2014 10:22 PM
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    Rex425
    Actually, Tiger,Mangoes and Dal Colle. Oh wait, they're the same person!
    Aug 20 2014 11:41 PM
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BananaMash

wat the fudge did u jus say 2 me i swear ill wap u in de gobber
Aug 20 2014 10:25 AM
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    jdatb
    y? i sed u lookin gud 2day m8
    Aug 20 2014 10:45 AM
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    :D
    u wot
    Aug 20 2014 12:48 PM
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    Gross-Misconduct
    u don scare a me, banana man!
    Aug 20 2014 03:42 PM
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BananaMash

Dal Colle is The Tiger guys. Eradicate him. Go go go!
Aug 19 2014 10:16 PM
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    c00kies
    Go.
    Aug 19 2014 10:22 PM
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    LeanBeef
    Only if he decides not to recreate Tiger Singh's meme thread
    Aug 19 2014 10:51 PM
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    c00kies
    Those were not memes.
    Aug 19 2014 10:51 PM
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BananaMash

I'm going to spank you on your butt!
Aug 19 2014 09:32 AM
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    Mr. Ambien
    yeah baby, you know what I like
    Aug 19 2014 09:38 AM
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    nux4lyfe
    I'm going to press charges.
    Aug 19 2014 09:49 AM
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BananaMash

Had to add a new person to my ignore list. Only the second since 2010 :((((
Aug 18 2014 10:34 PM
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    Twilight Sparkle
    dal colle and bure to mogilny have the same exact gimmick; pretenting to spell like a special needs person. cripple fight for supremacy!
    Aug 19 2014 12:44 AM
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    Mr.DirtyDangles
    criiiiiple fiiiiiight !!!!!!
    Aug 19 2014 01:00 AM
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    AppleJack
    I only had to ignore one poster....and sometimes he still creates threads to call me out :O
    Aug 19 2014 07:35 AM
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BananaMash

For the record, I'm not actually Sami Salo.
Aug 05 2014 09:02 AM
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    smithers joe
    has anyone ever tell you, you look just like him, minus the money and broken balls.
    Aug 05 2014 10:48 AM
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    Mr.DirtyDangles
    No they're broken too Joe :( RIP MAsh's balls
    Aug 05 2014 11:13 AM
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    Tearloch7
    ^ ^ Ha ha ha
    Aug 05 2014 12:30 PM
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BananaMash

I offered to give prostate exams for free at a women's health centre and everyone just laughed at me and told me to leave :(
Aug 04 2014 12:22 PM
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    Mr. Ambien
    you should have just said "it's science"
    Aug 04 2014 02:30 PM
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    RogerEpic5
    rip... prostate exams..
    Aug 04 2014 03:27 PM
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    Dal Colle
    HAHAHAHAHAH
    Aug 04 2014 04:21 PM
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BananaMash

I just want it to be me, you, a bucket of lard, and the sexiest music on the planet.
Jul 17 2014 08:51 AM
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    BananaMash
    Mmm nothing but gumboots and nipple stars.
    Jul 17 2014 10:59 AM
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    c00kies
    If you get me you get the lard baby. I'm the whooooole package.
    Jul 17 2014 11:05 AM
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    RogerEpic5
    mmm prefer the nipple stars.
    Jul 17 2014 02:37 PM
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BananaMash

I have no pants on and may or may not have underwear on.
Jul 16 2014 05:00 PM
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    c00kies
    Please say you have Skype. That way you and I can chat...and I may or may not have underwear on.
    Jul 16 2014 05:26 PM
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    Citizen Erased
    Uhh what's underwear?
    Jul 16 2014 07:07 PM
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    Brad Marchand
    Great. Don't tell me that your wind sock is rustling in the breeze.
    Jul 16 2014 07:08 PM
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BananaMash

hnnngg what dat mouf do what dat mouf do haaan
Jul 15 2014 02:10 PM
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BananaMash

mmm imma kiss u on da mouf
Jul 15 2014 11:45 AM
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    RogerEpic5
    mmmmmmmmm cmere coochy coochy coo.
    Jul 15 2014 12:46 PM
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    Tig'ol Bitties
    ermergard

    Jul 15 2014 01:10 PM
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    BananaMash
    mm u liek when people tawk like dis dam
    Jul 15 2014 01:59 PM
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BananaMash

are you my friend? :D
Jul 13 2014 11:17 AM
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BananaMash

is anyone else rly damp atm
Jul 12 2014 10:33 PM
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    DarthNinja
    ^ persistence, patience and hard work my brother, gotta start somewhere ;-)
    Jul 13 2014 03:54 AM
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    DollarAndADream
    Only 1 hour at the gym? Not enough.
    Jul 13 2014 04:33 AM
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    DarthNinja
    ^ It's because I don't stare in the mirror for 5 minutes between sets.
    Jul 13 2014 05:42 AM

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