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The Official BOB COLE Drinking Game

#1 User is offline   canucklehead666 


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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:49 PM

As we all remember from that game against the Leafs cough*6-1*cough,
Bob Cole and Harry Neale had quite a hard time with the oh-so-tough to pronounce names of Vancouver Canucks players, to the point I suggested we drink every time Cole or Neale screwed up. This time we make it official, and set out some rules:

Take 1 Drink everytime:
- Cole or Neale (if he is color man) mispronounce a name
- state something blatantly obvious
- make an unnecessary pause of more than 2 seconds between words
- Neale gives an exact measurement on how many feet out the shot came from
- Cole goes more than a minute without mentioning a players name
Take 2 Drinks everytime:
- They mispronounce Bieksa
- Call Markus 'Mats'
- Calls us 'The Vancouver Team' rather than just saying the Canucks

Drink the entire drink everytime:
- They call the Sedins 'Sundins" or "Gradins"
- They Misspell Bieksa on screen
- He refers to the Canucks as the Leafs

If for some reason Greg Millen is doing color, double the above chart. Please remember, the drinking age in BC is 19 :P , and in all seriousness, don't drive if you've been playing the game. Who's in?
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:49 PM

Thread of the year.

- They say that everything happens for a reason - I'm still waiting - They say the good die young - I guess that's why you were chosen -
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:52 PM

That's got the potential to be a very rough night.

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GO CANUCKS GO!!!

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:53 PM

Whiskey7 said:

That's got the potential to be a very rough night.

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yeah, but it will separate the men from the boys...
and on the brightside, some of the threads here on CDC might start to make sense
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:54 PM

and smart@zz reminded me she can drink me under the table :oops:




well come on, she lived in Ireland...
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:55 PM

im game

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:55 PM

Hospitals will be jammed by the first commercial break.
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:55 PM

Hahaha, like itzabreeze said, Thread of the year.
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:56 PM

hmmm... that's gonna be a long saturday night :lol:
woooo no sig!!!
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:56 PM

sure im in, i mean why not? :D

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:01 PM

I would if i had the house to myself
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:02 PM

toxic rd said:

I would if i had the house to myself


why?underaged? :)

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:04 PM

themcleanianone said:

toxic rd said:

I would if i had the house to myself


why?underaged? :)


If you go by what the law says, yes
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:05 PM

Nothing beats the Alex Burrows 'donkey on the ice' drinking game.

Every time he falls down, take a shot.

I don't think we made it past the first period...
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:06 PM

oh my god....I'll be drunk by the end of the first period if those are the rules :?

*You will be missed Luc*
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:07 PM

Yay?
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:08 PM

Alright, now you're talking my language! I'm in - gotta print out the rules, cuz I'll be 2 f*cked up to operate a computering device thingy watchamacallit... pass the salt!

Bob sez

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:11 PM

71Nathan-Summer81 said:

oh my god....I'll be drunk by the end of the first period if those are the rules :?

will al be hammerd

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Tom Gilbert(OFD82)-Rhett Warrener(DFD81)
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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:14 PM

toxic rd said:

themcleanianone said:

toxic rd said:

I would if i had the house to myself


why?underaged? :)


If you go by what the law says, yes


join the club :D

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:15 PM

BureBure-1096 said:

71Nathan-Summer81 said:

oh my god....I'll be drunk by the end of the first period if those are the rules :?

will al be hammerd

something tells me we won't remember who won the game afterwards

*You will be missed Luc*
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