[@LUONGO@]

i would go broke before the end of the first 5min...

[nlife]

canucklehead666 said:

As we all remember from that game against the Leafs cough*6-1*cough,
Bob Cole and Harry Neale had quite a hard time with the oh-so-tough to pronounce names of Vancouver Canucks players, to the point I suggested we drink every time Cole or Neale screwed up.  This time we make it official, and set out some rules:

Take 1 Drink everytime:
- Cole or Neale (if he is color man) mispronounce a name
- state something blatantly obvious
- make an unnecessary pause of more than 2 seconds between words
- Neale gives an exact measurement on how many feet out the shot came from
Take 2 Drinks everytime:
- They mispronounce Bieksa
- Call Markus 'Mats'
- Calls us 'The Vancouver Team' rather than just saying the Canucks

Drink the entire drink everytime:
- They call the Sedins 'Sundins"
- They Misspell Bieksa on screen
- He refers to the Canucks as the Leafs

If for some reason Greg Millen is doing color, double the above chart.  Please remember, the drinking age in BC is 19   , and in all seriousness, don't drive if you've been playing the game.  Who's in?

SHEEEE-AT! This is going to get people right ripped! Count me in! I always manage a 6 pack a game. Train your bladder right and you can hit the bathroom during the intermissions and not miss a second of the game


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[nlife]

canucklehead666 said:

As we all remember from that game against the Leafs cough*6-1*cough,
Bob Cole and Harry Neale had quite a hard time with the oh-so-tough to pronounce names of Vancouver Canucks players, to the point I suggested we drink every time Cole or Neale screwed up.  This time we make it official, and set out some rules:

Take 1 Drink everytime:
- Cole or Neale (if he is color man) mispronounce a name
- state something blatantly obvious
- make an unnecessary pause of more than 2 seconds between words
- Neale gives an exact measurement on how many feet out the shot came from
Take 2 Drinks everytime:
- They mispronounce Bieksa
- Call Markus 'Mats'
- Calls us 'The Vancouver Team' rather than just saying the Canucks

Drink the entire drink everytime:
- They call the Sedins 'Sundins"
- They Misspell Bieksa on screen
- He refers to the Canucks as the Leafs

If for some reason Greg Millen is doing color, double the above chart.  Please remember, the drinking age in BC is 19   , and in all seriousness, don't drive if you've been playing the game.  Who's in?

Can I tack a rider onto the list?

- all players make a post after the game. Might involve getting banned for being sh!t faced and vulgar .

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[CanucksDominateAg@in]

I'd be on the floor after 10 minutes.

[e_shaun]

Man, that's priceless. There's no way I'm participating in that, because I'd be absolutely sloshed halfway through.

[2_Ohlund_2]

themcleanianone said:

toxic rd said:

themcleanianone said:

toxic rd said:

I would if i had the house to myself

why?underaged?

If you go by what the law says, yes

join the club

I have a bar nearby my house where i can drink no problem. I also look alot older than i am. ive been told i look 21, im only 18

[sk8ter-80]

wow such an awesome threda. im dfrunk now too which doresnt help bu t me soi gsame!!!

[heidegger]

Sheet man, I've got hangovers older than you

[Shaun O Mac]

itzabreeze said:

Thread of the year.

[dced86]

Okay I'm definitely in. This should also be the "DRUNK GDT". All discussion from people drinking can go here.

It will be way funnier with less people saying "PK..s***" and more people saying "Does anyawbgody knwo whaare my patns are?"

Should be good times.

[acescanuck]

should add one more:

2 drinks if he says, "Holy Mackanaw"

[ScytheBlade]

This will be hockey's hugest casualty caused by Toronto's very own Bob Cole and Harry Neale.

[KoreanHockeyFan]

itzabreeze said:

Thread of the year.

[TJ_Mullet]

canucklehead666 said:

As we all remember from that game against the Leafs cough*6-1*cough,
Bob Cole and Harry Neale had quite a hard time with the oh-so-tough to pronounce names of Vancouver Canucks players, to the point I suggested we drink every time Cole or Neale screwed up.  This time we make it official, and set out some rules:

Take 1 Drink everytime:
- Cole or Neale (if he is color man) mispronounce a name
- state something blatantly obvious
- make an unnecessary pause of more than 2 seconds between words
- Neale gives an exact measurement on how many feet out the shot came from
Take 2 Drinks everytime:
- They mispronounce Bieksa
- Call Markus 'Mats'
- Calls us 'The Vancouver Team' rather than just saying the Canucks

Drink the entire drink everytime:
- They call the Sedins 'Sundins" or "Gradins"
- They Misspell Bieksa on screen
- He refers to the Canucks as the Leafs

If for some reason Greg Millen is doing color, double the above chart.  Please remember, the drinking age in BC is 19   , and in all seriousness, don't drive if you've been playing the game.  Who's in?

Added a bit on there. Don't forget that whenever Bob and Harry call a Canucks game, the Gradin twins make an appearance

[King_Canuckian]

It's a good thing I won't be participating, because I'll be at work, and operating heavy machinery after THAT much alcohol is a nice recipe for disaster.

[dced86]

King_Canuckian said:

It's a good thing I won't be participating, because I'll be at work, and operating heavy machinery after THAT much alcohol is a nice recipe for disaster.

I was watching safety videos today. Don't drink with machinery, enough accidents happen without alcohol at those damn jobs :x

So good for you for bowing out of this one

[cj_coolcat]

You should also polish your drink if he manages to go longer than a minute without mentioning a team or player name.

For example:

"And here they come across the line, and they dump it in and go after it. There's five of them in there now, and they pass the puck around. And it's back to the point where the defensemen stops it up...no shot yet he's looking for the pass. And he passes over to the other defenseman.

*pause*

SHOT!


Rebound!


And another shot!

And they're jamming away in there but nobody can get the puck!!!

Finally they clear it but it's not out!


*pause*


SHOT!!


AND IT'S STOPPED BY THE GOALTENDER!!! We're seeing some goaltending tonight!

Neale: We sure are Bob."

[T-rev P]

Im going to the bar and that game could cost up wards of 300 dollar$. I dont no if I have enough money!!!(Jk)!!!

Oh well atleast they dont say lagongo or labongo like Don Cherry.
PSS lagongo nad labongo should be added to the list under coaches corner.


Good post

[nucksnavsfan]

Too funny..... this game has no chance of lasting a full 3 periods
Better record the game to see what you missed in the final 40 minutes ...

Add a half glass if he again says " and in goal, Roberto Luongo.... he's a goalie folks "

and also, if they put up side by side photos of the Sedins... that are both photos of Hank :roll:

[B Stick]

Looks like everyone will have passed out by the first intermission. Gonna be a fun night