[SportCrazy]

"Coffee isn't my cup of tea."

- Samuel Goldwyn

[Ralph Wiggum]

I'm Tony Montana! You **** with me, you ****in' with the best!

"Why don't you try stickin jou head up jour donkey – see if it fits."

"Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?"

"Come and say hello to my little friend!"

I never ****ed anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?

[Hordichuk]

"If you don't know where you're going, you might not get there"
--Yogi Berra

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore"
--Yogi Berra

"90 percent of baseball is half-mental"
--Yogi Berra

"The future ain't what it used to be"
--Yogi Berra

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it"
--Yogi Berra

"It gets late early out there"

--Yogi Berra

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[after a punt returner did not call for a fair catch]
"I tell you Howard, that's one kid that does not know the meaning of the word 'fear'"
"Well, I looked at his college transcript, and he don't know the meaning of a whole lotta words."
--Howard Cossell

[after the microphones along the ice caught Kirk Maltby swearing at Ryan Kesler]
"If you don't have anything nice to say..."
--Jim Hughson

[NucksPatsFan]

"BUT wait!..there's more!" - short (black dude) from scary movie 1

[Hinkil]

"your whole life you try not to die, then you die" - my brother

"Its like talking to a retarded dog" - me

"You know your job sucks when you eat an hours wage in a half hour luch" - me

"I read your book you magnificent bas tard" - Phil Hartman

"I'm gonna miss you, you little grumpy bas tard" - Stephen Root

[Octane]

If we're doing family quotes;

"Sometimes to be the best, you just have to surround yourself with idiots." -My dad

[Hinkil]

it didn't specify, those are my favorite quotes. my friend even used my bro's quote as his yearbook grad write up hahah

This post has been edited by Hinkil: 28 June 2007 - 11:23 PM

[ruutu_fan37]

MenInBlue, on Jun 28 2007, 11:19 PM, said:

If we're doing family quotes;

"Sometimes to be the best, you just have to surround yourself with idiots." -My dad

haha tell your dad thats a good one

[Starbug]

MenInBlue, on Jun 28 2007, 11:19 PM, said:

If we're doing family quotes;
"Sometimes to be the best, you just have to surround yourself with idiots." -My dad

I've heard that one before.

[Sens fan]

The Verve:

YOUR A SLAVE TO MONEY THEN YOU DIE!

[Hinkil]

i got another one... i somewhat learned this the hard way... "React, don't anticipate, whether it be success or failure"

[Charmy_Canuck]

Shake 'n' Bake~Ricky Bobby

[NucksPatsFan]

Wings_Imagery, on Jun 28 2007, 11:45 PM, said:

Shake 'n' Bake~Ricky Bobby

"if you don't chew big red..then F*CK YOU!"

[icesk8er333]

I gonna have to post some later on when I think of um, but it's 3 and I just got off work (F'in WORK-i hate you)

so anyways:

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana - (goodbye Studio 60, I don't care if your ratings suck)

"I guess it's like magic and *icesk8er333 is the magician, if I was a vacuum I'd be suckin up competition"

*insert random name


I'll be back - take it how you want it

[RUPERTKBD]

- Everyone should carry a litter bag in their car. They Don't cost much, they don't take up much space and when they get full, you can just throw them out the window - George Carlin
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright
- Having sex with a fat girl is kind of like riding a Moped. It's a lot of fun, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you do it. - Anonymous

[Gangleri the Wanderer]

Hinkil, on Jun 29 2007, 06:06 AM, said:

"your whole life you try not to die, then you die" - my brother

"Its like talking to a retarded dog" - me

"You know your job sucks when you eat an hours wage in a half hour luch" - me

"I read your book you magnificent bas tard" - Phil Hartman

"I'm gonna miss you, you little grumpy bas tard" - Stephen Root

I think that was George C Scott from "Patton"

[Gangleri the Wanderer]

"All the Gin joints in all the towns in all the world........she walks into mine" Humphrey Bogart - Cassablanca

This post has been edited by Wolfman Jack: 29 June 2007 - 11:43 AM

[JCiarniello]

"60% of the time, it works everyime."

[Zdenek]

"The only way clear of the cool/crazy flipflop was obviously slow, frustrating, and hard work. Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your donkey or publicizing it: keep cool, but care." - McClintic Sphere in Pynchon's V.

"Perhaps remember is not the right word because it may have never happened."

"The only way around is through."

"Why do I wear a hoodie? So that the police know where to shoot."

"I've got clown in my eye. It's making me laugh." - Will Oldham

"So I am a public agent and don't know who I work for, get my instructions from street signs, newspapers and pieces of conversation." - William S. Burroughs

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing . . ." - Jack Kerouac

"Everything was fine until her father decided to become a Picasso doctor."

[bonafide]

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot