[Hinkil]

i got another one... i somewhat learned this the hard way... "React, don't anticipate, whether it be success or failure"

[Charmy_Canuck]

Shake 'n' Bake~Ricky Bobby

[NucksPatsFan]

Wings_Imagery, on Jun 28 2007, 11:45 PM, said:

Shake 'n' Bake~Ricky Bobby

"if you don't chew big red..then F*CK YOU!"

[icesk8er333]

I gonna have to post some later on when I think of um, but it's 3 and I just got off work (F'in WORK-i hate you)

so anyways:

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana - (goodbye Studio 60, I don't care if your ratings suck)

"I guess it's like magic and *icesk8er333 is the magician, if I was a vacuum I'd be suckin up competition"

*insert random name


I'll be back - take it how you want it

[RUPERTKBD]

- Everyone should carry a litter bag in their car. They Don't cost much, they don't take up much space and when they get full, you can just throw them out the window - George Carlin
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright
- Having sex with a fat girl is kind of like riding a Moped. It's a lot of fun, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you do it. - Anonymous

[Gangleri the Wanderer]

Hinkil, on Jun 29 2007, 06:06 AM, said:

"your whole life you try not to die, then you die" - my brother

"Its like talking to a retarded dog" - me

"You know your job sucks when you eat an hours wage in a half hour luch" - me

"I read your book you magnificent bas tard" - Phil Hartman

"I'm gonna miss you, you little grumpy bas tard" - Stephen Root

I think that was George C Scott from "Patton"

[Gangleri the Wanderer]

"All the Gin joints in all the towns in all the world........she walks into mine" Humphrey Bogart - Cassablanca

This post has been edited by Wolfman Jack: 29 June 2007 - 11:43 AM

[JCiarniello]

"60% of the time, it works everyime."

[Zdenek]

"The only way clear of the cool/crazy flipflop was obviously slow, frustrating, and hard work. Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your donkey or publicizing it: keep cool, but care." - McClintic Sphere in Pynchon's V.

"Perhaps remember is not the right word because it may have never happened."

"The only way around is through."

"Why do I wear a hoodie? So that the police know where to shoot."

"I've got clown in my eye. It's making me laugh." - Will Oldham

"So I am a public agent and don't know who I work for, get my instructions from street signs, newspapers and pieces of conversation." - William S. Burroughs

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing . . ." - Jack Kerouac

"Everything was fine until her father decided to become a Picasso doctor."

[bonafide]

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." - Walter Bagehot

[JAH]

I drive, you navigate, just don't hassle with it.

[lighterside]

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools

hemingway

[Charmy_Canuck]

NucksPatsFan, on Jun 29 2007, 12:14 AM, said:

"if you don't chew big red..then F*CK YOU!"

Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-sh*t on your donkey!

[Lager Hog]

"Batman's a scientist"

[BigK-15]

CanuckGalInVic, on Jun 28 2007, 10:00 PM, said:

I've always really liked
"You're not completely worthless. You can always serve as a bad example."

And a couple of Feynman classics:
"Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it."
"Physics is to Math what Sex is to Masturbation"

My sig has a couple good quotes too.

edit:
This is a random one from one of my 4th year physics profs...
"Why did I slap my forehead? To teach that mosquito a lesson. The ultimate lesson."

A physics one that I always got a chuckle out of from one of my physics profs was:

"First year physics saves lives."

To which somebody would respond with
"how does it save lives" or something along those lines

"Becuase it prevents dumbasses from becoming doctors."

[Starbug]

BigK-15, on Jun 29 2007, 03:29 PM, said:

A physics one that I always got a chuckle out of from one of my physics profs was:

"First year physics saves lives."

To which somebody would respond with
"how does it save lives" or something along those lines

"Becuase it prevents dumbasses from becoming doctors."

Another physics one I like is "A bar walks in to a man - oops, wrong frame of reference."

This site has some good quotes from the same prof quoted previously, all recorded several years before I took his class; he'd stopped teaching classical mechanics at that point (which is too bad because the prof I had sucked). He said many similar things in the E&M class I took with him.
Fred Cooperstock Experience

[BigK-15]

CanuckGalInVic, on Jun 29 2007, 03:36 PM, said:

Another physics one I like is "A bar walks in to a man - oops, wrong frame of reference."

This site has some good quotes from the same prof quoted previously, all recorded several years before I took his class; he'd stopped teaching classical mechanics at that point (which is too bad because the prof I had sucked). He said many similar things in the E&M class I took with him.
Fred Cooperstock Experience

Nice those are funny sh!t,
If I had physics profs like that I may have actually finished my degree in it. That and quantum physics nearly gave me an aneurysim

I like Einstein's quote:
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

[Gangleri the Wanderer]

The counsel of fools is the more misguided the more of them there are. (Laxdaela Saga, c.21)

[Popcorn_Shrimp]

"Mooooooooooooooooooo" - Some Unknown Cow

[missbertuzzi]

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit"- Aristotle