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#3811 J.R.

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 05:36 PM

You bedded a 14 year olds wife?


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#3812 Mainly Mattias

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 08:12 PM

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ya, i don't even wanna know the story behind that..
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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:26 PM

You bedded a 14 year olds wife?


Yes...

She was 13.
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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:34 PM

Yes...

She was 13.


Oh, that's okay then. I was worried that she was 14 too, too old for a guy like you.
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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:57 PM

Oh, that's okay then. I was worried that she was 14 too, too old for a guy like you.


Yeah, I'm not a big fan of cougars.
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Posted 05 December 2012 - 11:58 PM

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of cougars.


I<3Wellwood will be crushed.
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 03:11 AM

I<3Wellwood will be crushed.

:rolleyes:
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:31 AM

:rolleyes:


Sorry, it's not in my nature to disappoint a lady so I'll make an exception for you.
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 04:13 PM

Sorry, it's not in my nature to disappoint a lady so I'll make an exception for you.


Lady?














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Posted 06 December 2012 - 07:10 PM

Lady?
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You sir have insulted the lady's honour!

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 02:38 AM

lol. SC's too busy planning his voyage to duel.
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Posted 08 December 2012 - 11:36 AM

You sir have insulted the lady's honour!

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Apologies for being late for the duel good sir. I forgot.

Your challenge is accepted.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 02:28 PM

Apologies for being late for the duel good sir. I forgot.

Your challenge is accepted.

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Pistols at high noon?
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 02:38 AM

hiiiiiiii guysss

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who was fitted with collar and chain

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#3825 I♥Wellwood

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 04:05 AM

I'm super confused. Is that actually you?
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:09 AM

yes :)
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:04 PM

yes :)


Are you a model?
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:01 PM

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#3829 J.R.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:40 PM

Get a haircut you hippie.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 03:26 PM

Are you a model?

no lol

Get a haircut you hippie.

no lol
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#3831 Gumballthechewy

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 08:53 PM

no lol


You probably could be.
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 09:00 PM

Olias looks like April's friend Orin from Parks and Recreation
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 09:12 PM

well i do have a tendency to make people feel awkward
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#3834 J.R.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:54 PM

You cut your hair yet?
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 06:45 PM

You cut your hair yet?


You should have seen me a few years ago, I had hair down past my shoulders.

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 11:12 AM

You should have seen me a few years ago, I had hair down past my shoulders.

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The 90's called and you gave them your hair back?
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:04 PM

The 90's called and you gave them your hair back?


For now...
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Posted 18 December 2012 - 06:56 PM

i went shopping today, at american eagle lol got this jacket on sale and went to that army store on granville and bought this hat. i loves them ::D

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 07:16 PM

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I'm a sucker for organic and naturally made clothing...this shirt is a vintage Guatemalan long sleeve from the early 70's.
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Well I tell you what Heretic..if Tim Tebow becomes Terry Bradshaw I will shave off all my hair, convert to Christianity, go into the ministry and become a preacher.


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Posted 18 December 2012 - 07:16 PM

i went shopping today, at american eagle lol got this jacket on sale and went to that army store on granville and bought this hat. i loves them ::D

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You look like a Russian and this displeases me. Those marshmallows with pom-poms in your sig are terrifying, as well.
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