Brad Marchand Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Loves nuclear science, but not nukes. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Loves nukes! Link to comment
EB² Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Ifd it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down ! LOL Link to comment
Brad Marchand Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 What if it's red, orange, green, blue, or black? What do you do then? And I love the explosion part more than the whole nuclear radiation part, Royal. Link to comment
Stuntnuck Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Ifd it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down ! LOL Is waaaaay too concerned about saving water. FLUSH! FLUSH! FLUSH! What if it's red, orange, green, blue, or black? What do you do then? And I love the explosion part more than the whole nuclear radiation part, Royal. Is the last guy I would want holding the big red button that says "DO NOT PRESS". Link to comment
egatti Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 doesn't know that buttons are made to be pressed Link to comment
Reigning-Champ Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Is pushing my buttons Link to comment
Master 112 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Has recently gone outside. Link to comment
Reigning-Champ Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Is happy somone finally gets him after watching good will hunting Link to comment
egatti Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 the last time he cried was June 25, 2009 Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 One day, got into a car. Drove to the beach, got into a submarine. Rode the submarine to Russia. Got out in Russia, went to Pavel Bure's house. Got his autograph. Got back in the submarine. Took it over to Sweden. Went and got about 12395129 signatures from current/former Canuck players. Then returned to Canada. Got off the beach, and headed for the train. Hijacked the train, and followed it across town. Evaded the police, and hid out in the library. Then went to an airfield and got into a plane. Flew over to Toronto. Landed on Burke's lawn. Left plane on Burke's lawn, headed to the ACC. Spray painted "Laffs suck, Nucks rool" on the sides. Then, using simple tools and household products, made a jet pack. Used the jet pack to first pick up Mark Messier, then fly to the moon, and drop him off. Flew back to Earth, landed in "Detroit". Picked up Eminem, forced him to board a hot-air balloon. Flew with Eminem in the balloon over to Atlanta. Get out, slap Byfuglien. Then, allow the balloon (with "Shady" still inside) to float away freely, out over the Atlantic ocean. Then, teleported to Gary Bettman's office. Told him that he made a wise decision in letting the Luongo contract stand (so far). Used Bettman's evil resources to find out where clutch was hiding. Then, with above users amazing persuasiveness, convinced him that Burrows wasn't all that bad, and that he should come cheer with us while we win the cup this year! Then went back in time, and delayed Gretzky's birth until 1992. Now Gretzky plays for us, and being on an ELC, is only being paid 800k plus bonuses! Good job! Link to comment
Reigning-Champ Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 messed up her emotiocons Link to comment
-J.Iginla12- Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Focuses on peoples emoticons! Link to comment
egatti Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 the last time he cried was May 28, 2010 Link to comment
Master 112 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Enjoys making false statements. Link to comment
egatti Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 is probably crying right now Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Laughs at egatti for thinking he would ever cry. Link to comment
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