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Once killed a wolf with his bare hands and then ate its heart to gain its powers but unbeknownst to him he became a werewolf! So one night during the full moon he was sitting there playing Skyrim thinking "damn werewolves suck in this game!" when all of a sudden he transformed! As he came raging out of his house all werewolf like he spotted a homeless guy and proceeded to relive him of his head and most of his upper torso. A passing priest noticed the commotion and wandered over to see what was going on. As he go closer he knew what was happening and he closed his eyes and prayed, then he pulled out his Holy Shotgun and started blasting away. Needless to say the previous poster did not like this one bit so he hopped and skipped over to the priest and started to tickle the man's face with his teeth. Now the priest, on the verge death pulled out his last hope for defeating this foe, he pulled from his coat pocket the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, pulled the pin, counted to five three and with that blew the crap outta everything around him. Now the previous poster managed to survive the blast and because of the holy fire contained within he was cured of his curse! Being overjoyed at being human again he got in his car and drove to the store to get some mouthwash to get the taste of priest and homeless guy out if his mouth.

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