Armada Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Never finished school because he saw Pirates of the Caribbean. Therefore he thought he should become a pirate. It went well until he wanted a pirate ship. Now this would be a tough task... He would first have to find a boat then purchase it... but knowing massive pirate ships were very expensive he decided to build one by himself. After 2 hours he built a ship so massive (approximately the size of Titanic) that he would be worried that it would sink. So all he could do is climb aboard, use his 4 extra elastic arm to raise the sails and steer the ship. As the boat went in it floated.. simple as that. Now he needed a trusty crew and so he went onto a hunt, where he found a wooden legged janitor by the name of Royalflush2233 but what he didn't know was that not only was Royalflush2233 a janitor he was actually a musketeer who survived living after 600 years. This was great because he found a skilled swordsmen. Not even thinking about hiring anyone else he headed off to sea. Where he encountered his first ship that he would rob the HMS Prismatic. What he didn't know was that Prismatic was really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad a**. Who had a crew of 1000+ men and woe-mans. But still with his trusty Royalflush2233 he attacked... After 1000 hundred second Royalflush2233 swam away because he was scared of prismatic and her crew of 1000+. Luckily Prismatic's crew was really nice so they let him come on the ship to have a cup of tea. Then he decided he no longer wanted to become a pirate so he went back too school. Link to comment
Madness Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Looks like I was wrong. You are the one who needs a psychiatrist. Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Needs to share whatever it is he's on. EDIT: DAMN! Thunder = Stolen AGAIN! Link to comment
Brad Marchand Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Should watch Days of Thunder to know how it's like to get it stolen. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Never finished school because he saw Pirates of the Caribbean. Therefore he thought he should become a pirate. It went well until he wanted a pirate ship. Now this would be a tough task... He would first have to find a boat then purchase it... but knowing massive pirate ships were very expensive he decided to build one by himself. After 2 hours he built a ship so massive (approximately the size of Titanic) that he would be worried that it would sink. So all he could do is climb aboard, use his 4 extra elastic arm to raise the sails and steer the ship. As the boat went in it floated.. simple as that. Now he needed a trusty crew and so he went onto a hunt, where he found a wooden legged janitor by the name of Royalflush2233 but what he didn't know was that not only was Royalflush2233 a janitor he was actually a musketeer who survived living after 600 years. This was great because he found a skilled swordsmen. Not even thinking about hiring anyone else he headed off to sea. Where he encountered his first ship that he would rob the HMS Prismatic. What he didn't know was that Prismatic was really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really bad a**. Who had a crew of 1000+ men and woe-mans. But still with his trusty Royalflush2233 he attacked... After 1000 hundred second Royalflush2233 swam away because he was scared of prismatic and her crew of 1000+. Luckily Prismatic's crew was really nice so they let him come on the ship to have a cup of tea. Then he decided he no longer wanted to become a pirate so he went back too school. On a side note.. I would defeat any size crew of Prismatics.. blindfolded, and with nothing more than a rubber chicken. Link to comment
Madness Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Can't say anything about you because I fear you will get all emotional again. Link to comment
Prismatic Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Thinks my pirate crew would be a million times better than RoyalFlush's. Link to comment
Armada Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Is a tromboner in a band and has a massive ship with 1000+ men and woe-man's. Link to comment
Brad Marchand Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Thinks that all people from New Orleans play jazz music. THE GUY ISN'T EVEN FROM LOUISIANA! Link to comment
JHansenFan Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I LOVE you. Since you like Crosby! <3 Link to comment
Madness Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 ^ Awkwardly admitted to loving another man. Unless you are a women, then I apologize. Thinks that all people from New Orleans play jazz music. THE GUY ISN'T EVEN FROM LOUISIANA! Were you talking about me? Link to comment
Brad Marchand Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Yes. You are the one who can go see a Jets or Bills game, but doesn't live near close enough to New Orleans to see a game at the Superdome without emptying your wallet. Link to comment
Prismatic Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Knows what a tromboner is, because I sure don't. (For the record, the only instrument I play is the **** *****) Link to comment
Brad Marchand Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Likely does not appreciate the works of Louis Armstrong. Link to comment
JHansenFan Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Just tired of all the idiots who think ovie is better. Link to comment
M. Grabner Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Had a problem with his shift button when creating his username Link to comment
Brad Marchand Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Woefully superfluous. Link to comment
Armada Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 This one time NoCupForOvie went on a camping trip... Now it wasn't a real good idea since it was the winter of 1969! The opposite of the summer of 69 and he was only 15 years old and has never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever talked to a girl. In fact it was a girls camp so what I just said was kinda pointless.... OR IS IT. So on his way to camp they stopped at a busstop to pick up other lucky campers! There he made friends with... PrisMISTER, Royalflush2233, warmplate, bertuzzidude, LuongoisGOD14 and Madness. They were all the cutest bunch of kids who you'd never steal your lolly pop from. There they were lead by the Stealth and Debluvscanuck. They were extremely nice and let them do everything except for hiking on smooch path! Smooch path was scary cause not one single guy has every survived it and rumors said that every guy who came back had a badcase of KOODEES. So one night around the campfire, PrisMISTER dared Royalflush2233 and NoCupForOvie to come with him to Smooch path. NoCupForOvie and all the other campers were crying because if Debluvscanuck and Stealth found out then they would all be suspended from camp CDC. But PrisMISTER didn't care cause he was REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bad a**. He grabbed Royalflush2233s hand and NoCupForOvie hand then put them on PrisMISTERs back because Royalflush2233 and NoCupForOvie froze up and didn't want to die from a bad case of koodees. It was really really really really really dark.... When suddenly Royalflush2233 fell over. Suddenly he looked up and he saw the scariest thing in the world. A GIRL!!!! Royalflush2233 screamed and ran away frightened and peeing his pants. But NoCupForOvie had no chance and when he looked up as he saw PRISMATIC NOT PRISMISTER IT WAS A TRICK! She dressed up as a guy. With no chance of fleeing Prismatic grabbed the poster above and gave him a big old smooch on the cheek. NoCupForOvie and to this day he shivers and hasn't left his room and only posts on CDC... Link to comment
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