Qris Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 This would be a wonderful thread Where limericks were all that's said But all of you know it You're, none of you, poets So this topic soon will be dead Link to comment
Prismatic Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 There once was a man from Nantucket Who's **** was so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my face was a **** I could **** it. Link to comment
Likewise Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 There once was a lil' boy named Qris. He thought he was funny, and this Made me giggle real loud As I said with some sound Everyone below just lost the game. Link to comment
Miss Korea Bob.Loblaw Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I will not comply Going against the grain Is more of my style. Link to comment
Drive-By Body Pierce Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Alex Burrows just needed one more, To make the hat trick like the-two games before, That night history was to-be made, But Burr was f*&%ed by Auger, Stuffin' him in the box because he's-a wh#$%! Link to comment
kanucks25 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 There once was a man from Nantucket Who's **** was so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my face was a **** I could **** it. Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 There once was a really big ****stain Who wanted to go 'gainst the grain So he tried some Haiku It came out like poo A syllable missed in the main. Link to comment
Zigmund.Palffy Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I was like Uhhh That goal was Uhhh Something really Special uhhhh It made me uhhh emotional uhhhh yeaa Link to comment
Miss Korea Bob.Loblaw Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 There once was a really big ****stain Who wanted to go 'gainst the grain So he tried some Haiku It came out like poo A syllable missed in the main. Link to comment
Yaya Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 There once was a man named Ron, Who couldn't stand a bad song. Forced to listen to Bieber, Came down with a fever, By the end of the night he was gone. Link to comment
Patchey Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 CanucksEDGE sucks. He makes terrible threads. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 CanucksEDGE sucks. He makes terrible threads. Link to comment
playstasian Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 zZzZzz zzzZZZzz zzzzzz go to sleep or ill rape you up the *bleep* Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 For the past two years, our season ended in tears, but soon every single Hawk, will stand there and gawk, as our winning team appears. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp De Derp Derp Derrrrp Durrr durrr durp durrr Durp Durp Durp Drrrrrr Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Durrrr Durp Derp Link to comment
Patchey Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 You chose to add this into the limericks thread Interesting. Very insightful! Link to comment
CanuckEDGE Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I was going for the whole dramatic reading thing. Link to comment
CanuckEDGE Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I was going for the whole dramatic reading thing. Link to comment
Likewise Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Using your mom jokes Does not make you look witty More like a guido Link to comment
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