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In this thread, speak only in limericks

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This would be a wonderful thread

Where limericks were all that's said

But all of you know it

You're, none of you, poets

So this topic soon will be dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket

Who's **** was so big he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin

If my face was a **** I could **** it.

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There once was a lil' boy named Qris.

He thought he was funny, and this

Made me giggle real loud

As I said with some sound

Everyone below just lost the game.

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I will not comply

Going against the grain

Is more of my style.

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Alex Burrows just needed one more,

To make the hat trick like the-two games before,

That night history was to-be made,

But Burr was f*&%ed by Auger,

Stuffin' him in the box because he's-a wh#$%!

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There once was a man from Nantucket

Who's **** was so big he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin

If my face was a **** I could **** it.

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There once was a really big ****stain

Who wanted to go 'gainst the grain

So he tried some Haiku

It came out like poo

A syllable missed in the main.

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I was like Uhhh

That goal was Uhhh

Something really Special uhhhh

It made me uhhh

emotional uhhhh yeaa

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There once was a really big ****stain

Who wanted to go 'gainst the grain

So he tried some Haiku

It came out like poo

A syllable missed in the main.

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There once was a man named Ron,

Who couldn't stand a bad song.

Forced to listen to Bieber,

Came down with a fever,

By the end of the night he was gone.

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For the past two years,

our season ended in tears,

but soon every single Hawk,

will stand there and gawk,

as our winning team appears.

:towel::towel::towel:

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Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

Derp De Derp Derp Derrrrp

Durrr durrr durp durrr

Durp Durp Durp Drrrrrr

Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Durrrr Durp Derp

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You chose to add this into the limericks thread :lol:

Interesting.

Very insightful!

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Using your mom jokes

Does not make you look witty

More like a guido

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