BruinsForCup2011 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Most epic lines from this thread so far: "More like a guido" "Dug a big hole of fail" LOL "Derp derp derp derp derp durrrrr durp derp" "Go to sleep or I'll rape you up the *bleep*" "I don't care about poems, so STFU" lol Good start guys! Link to comment
Pierre's_Monster Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 There once was a lass from Green Bay, Who promised a gentleman named Grey, That she was his, Though a fat lie this is, 'Cause last night she was screaming "O'Jay." Link to comment
:D Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Every day it's repeated Someone calls the mods "too conceited" A thread full of boasts And some of my favourite posts Always seem to end up deleted Link to comment
:D Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Far from the threads about the Cup There is a place to say, it's late night, 'Sup There everyone does agree And any moron can see That Canuck_83 and I should definitely hook up Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Colon Dee is such a creep He'll sneak up on you in your sleep You better be sure To lock the front door Or else he will do more than just peep! Link to comment
:D Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Colon Dee is such a creep He'll sneak up on you in your sleep You better be sure To lock the front door Or else he will do more than just peep! Link to comment
Brad Marchand Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 One night a cabbie from Buffalo Screwed up and picked up the wrong fellow That thug was named Kane He caused lots of pain And now he is missing 4 nickels. Link to comment
:D Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 To this day, it's given me fits My empty PM box is the pits It's only fair And I promise not to stare But I want these girls to show me their thoughts. Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Reading this thread makes me think Today’s “education” does stink There’s no use of meter A dude who’s a creeper It’s pushing me right past the brink Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 One night a cabbie from Buffalo Screwed up and picked up the wrong fellow That thug was named Kane He caused lots of pain And now he is short 20 cents. Link to comment
Brad Marchand Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 The scheme for a limerick is wrong As long you are not on the bong The first two lines match And here is the catch: If the last line doesn't rhyme, it's incorrect! Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Thank you for the stark reminder. I broke the rules. Link to comment
:D Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I see them, little bathing suits all the rage As I pretend to look down at my page It was on a lark That I came to the park I get older, they stay the same age. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I see them, little bathing suits all the rage As I pretend to look down at my page It was on a lark That I came to the park I get older, they stay the same age. Link to comment
Master 112 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 There once was a King named Sonny He had too much money He could not rule But fought many duels And only had three hundred pools... I have no idea how to do this... Link to comment
The Brahma Bull Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 LimericksLimericksLimericks Limericks I am a parrot! Limericks LimericksLimericksLimericks Link to comment
TrudeauVoter Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 There once was a guy named Byfuglien who laid down in a coffin hiding from the nucks fans armed with frying pans ready to give him a good whuppin Link to comment
Master 112 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 There once was a guy named Byfuglien who laid down in a coffin hiding from the nucks fans armed with frying pans ready to give him a good whuppin Link to comment
TrudeauVoter Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 There was a hockey star named Kane who was completely insane beatin up a cab driver over the tiniest thing ever these insane actions controlled by his flawed brain Link to comment
Qris Posted August 14, 2010 Author Share Posted August 14, 2010 There once was a man from Nantucket Who's **** was so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my face was a **** I could **** it. Link to comment
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