In this thread, speak only in limericks

[SRV]

Don't worry, our ship's set to sail

This year is the year they won't fail

Come Ovie, or Toews

With Lui's big saves

The 'Nucks will bring home the Grail !

[M. Grabner]

Why you putting others down?

You're only making them frown.

Don't be so hard on Prismatic,

Cuz when it comes to limericks,

I'm the one wearing the crown.

[M. Grabner]

Not quite a limerick but figured I'd post it in here anyway... wrote it a looooong time ago

In a state of regression, driven by nothing but my depression.

Mindset overtaken by lack of affection, hate is my only intention.

The solitude drivin' me insane, only seein' things in 2 dimension.

Both arms bound around me, no movement allowed from my straight jacket.

I'm feeling useless and deprived, feeling like I can't hack-it.

Nurses discriminating about my sanity, saying that I lack-it.

Staring at the contents of my room, even though there's nothing at all,

Want me to be sane while trapped in a room with 4 padded walls.

But still, hate was the only thought my head could produce,

Startin' to believe there's too many screws on my head loose.

The doctors readin' my profile, now they callin' me juvenile.

Tellin' myself I don't need help, but they still judge my mental health.

I've reached a dead end, end of the line, there's no way out,

And still, my mind only has one thing to think about,

Hate.

[Bertuzzi Babe]

Why you putting others down?

You're only making them frown.

Don't be so hard on Prismatic,

Cuz when it comes to limericks,

I'm the one wearing the crown.

[Qris]

Why you putting others down?

You're only making them frown.

Don't be so hard on Prismatic,

Cuz when it comes to limericks,

I'm the one wearing the crown.

[î мцšт вяздк чфµ]

ain't no thing

but a chickenwing.

[Master 112]

The Flames were extinguished

The Avs had relinquished

The Wild gave up

And we won the Cup!

While the Oilers were languished

Well, how did I do?

Because I am very new.

Don't be mean.

Only be keen.

Please, tell me on cue...?

[Sultan of Sarcasm]

Why did this thread have to die?

Did no one consume 'nough rye?

Break out your song

You'll do nothing wrong

But if it sucks I will probably sigh.

[PowerIce]

On a side note: Jersey Shore is 2 days away!!!

[Sultan of Sarcasm]

If I could drive to the 'wack

And you weren't going off to the sack

I'd get in my car

Drive super far

If only to give you a smack.

[Qris]

Carly acts as cute as no other

I value no poster above her

But she likes Eminem,

Kanye West, and all them

Damn, and to think that I loved her

[Master 112]

My Cat left, he ran away

He just would not stay

Ash is his name

He is no shame

Please try to find him, okay?

[Super19]

All these posters frontin'

So it's time for me to step in

Don't do it like that, do it like this

O-P Qris

Now I hope you learned a little lesson

[Qris]

All these posters frontin'

So it's time for me to step in

Don't do it like that, do it like this

O-P Qris

Now I hope you learned a little lesson

[HighwayToHell]

There was a young lady named Bright

Whose speed was much faster than light

She set out one day

In a relative way

And returned on the previous night.

[Sultan of Sarcasm]

I've found this thread oh so depressing

But maybe I'm simply obsessing

I thought that in school

They taught that it's cool

To learn about syllable stressing

[Sultan of Sarcasm]

I'm glad that there is now four

I'd like to encounter some more

'Cause posters' with meter

Give me hard peter

And no I don't take it back door.

[Super19]

Wow Mr Soups that was awful

almost worse than a soggy waffle

you said do it like that

with a wiffle ball bat

you're going to get a certain colour of waffle

yeahhhh

[BruinsForCup2011]

I'm glad that there is now four

I'd like to encounter some more

'Cause posters' with meter

Give me hard peter

And no I don't take it back door.

[Super19]

I'm glad that there is now four

I'd like to encounter some more

'Cause posters' with meter

Give me hard peter

And no I don't take it back door.