Master 112 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 There once was very a small bear And a kid who poisoned a pear The bear had a bite And died right on site But sadly the kid did not care Link to comment
HighwayToHell Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 This guy spits off the top what he thinks he just drops there are indeed 4 users but none of them cooler than super Cuz I;m the man everyone calls the Boss Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 So now you can see why I bumped This thread leaves all others trumped It's such a fun game It's nowhere near lame 'Cause it's fun to see others so stumped. Link to comment
Super19 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 jesus christ you're worse at this than you are refuting science. Link to comment
HighwayToHell Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I admit I am not a science buff And when I rhyme I try to act tough But to you this messege i send my fellow God Thread friend you're going straight to hell so I wish you luck Link to comment
Qris Posted September 1, 2010 Author Share Posted September 1, 2010 This guy spits off the top what he thinks he just drops there are indeed 4 users but none of them cooler than super Cuz I;m the man everyone calls the Boss Link to comment
Super19 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I may be going to hell in a bucket, buddy...but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I may be going to hell in a bucket, buddy...but at least I'm enjoying the ride. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 This post is clearly not a limerick. But that's okay with me! Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The joker can't ruin this thread No matter what he has said He's just not that bright Can't put up the fight He's only got two steps 'til dead. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 In a war of Limericks, he'd lose He's too disabled to snooze Cry as he might, he can go fly a kite Or tank off a bottle of booze Link to comment
Master 112 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Why am I posting in this thread? It's stupid, outdated, and should be dead I should leave right now And call you all cows But I'll stay here and write Limericks instead. Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 You post in here 'cause it's neat In fact it is quite a treat Although just a game It's not nearly as lame As taking a shot in the seat. Link to comment
avelanch Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 My limericks are frankly much leeter My nickname for you is Vegeta Cause, while you didn't say "It's over nine k?!?" You obviously destroyed your meter. Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 You post in here 'cause it's neat In fact it is quite a treat Although just a game It's not nearly as lame As taking a shot in the seat. Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 That rhyme was so bad that I cried I think that it's good that you tried But holy crap 'tux That rhyme really sucks I think that it's time you just died. Link to comment
Bertuzzi Babe Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 It seems some moderation is needed Some forward progress impeded No pee-pees in rhyme Will save you 'away' time For if not, from CDC you'll be weeded. Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Now look we've awakened the bear Who's likely to be so unfair Perhaps she should toke Or learn how to joke Or simply spend time elsewhere. (You know that I say this in jest We all know that you're simply the best But it had to be said Don't cry on your bed This is not a thing more than a test.) Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The thing people don't notice is true Is that I'm much better than you If my name were Qris I'd be authoring this And still be so full of poo. Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Since Bertuzzi Babe has stepped in, my arguments must have been thin, therefore I'll apologize to the Sultan, who knows I didn't want to insult him, which is why he's gonna shake my fin. Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.